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2008-04-27, 12:51 PM #1

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7369851.stm

2008-04-27, 12:52 PM #2

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Ha! Scratch-an-Austrian-and-find-a-German-boys are at it again.

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2008-04-27, 12:53 PM #3

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

Silly Schwarzeneggers.

Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2008-04-27, 12:54 PM #4

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

"A 73-year-old Austrian is under arrest on suspicion of hiding his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathering seven children with her, police say."
That's all i really needed to see.

2008-04-27, 1:24 PM #5

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

That's all i really needed to see.

Good, because that's what the article is about.

:master::master::master:

2008-04-27, 8:12 PM #6

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I'm disappointed that this didn't happen in the Austrian town of ****ing.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-04-27, 8:16 PM #7

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

I'm disappointed that this didn't happen in the Austrian town of ****ing.

lol, I was thinking the same thing

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-04-27, 8:19 PM #8

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

How do you not realize your husband is keeping an entire family, his own daughter's no less, in the basement.

"Good dinner honey. I'm just going to go down into the cellar that's always locked and groan loudly. I'm also going to bring 3 extra plates of food because all that moaning makes me hungry."

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2008-04-29, 3:33 PM #9

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

pics

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2008-05-05, 12:31 PM #10

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/05/austria.incest/index.html

Seven children!?

一个大西瓜

2008-05-05, 12:33 PM #11

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

oh those wacky australians

:master::master::master:

2008-05-05, 12:46 PM #12

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

This whole thing is just full of WTF, and gets more disturbing with each progressive story.

2008-05-05, 12:47 PM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I've been baffled by this whole ordeal since it started. I find it very disturbing.

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2008-05-05, 12:52 PM #14

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

o_o

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-05-05, 12:53 PM #15

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

A maze?

Holy ****. Who do you think is going to play the bad guy when the make the movie?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-05-05, 12:54 PM #16

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Freaking Östercreeps.

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2008-05-05, 1:02 PM #17

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

I've merged Pommy's thread into this one, the dates that they were posted in don't overlap so there are no chronological problems.

2008-05-05, 1:11 PM #18

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

Posts: 1,480

Anyone notice the uncanny similarity between Mr. Rapist von monster and the inventor from Edward Scissorhands?

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/2008_04_28t062532_450x336_us_austri.jpg]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/2008_04_28t062532_450x336_us_austri.jpg]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/vprice.jpg]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/inventor.jpg]

2008-05-05, 1:13 PM #19

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Please do not stain Vincent Price's memory.

Kthx.

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2008-05-05, 2:21 PM #20

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

...

Wow.

Uh...so...that makes him the grandfather of his kids, I think.

I better stop before my head hurts.

2008-05-05, 3:24 PM #21

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Please do not stain Vincent Price's memory.

Kthx.

Vincent Price for the win. He was awesome.

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2008-05-05, 4:59 PM #22

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Quote:

Uh...so...that makes him the grandfather of his kids, I think.

Why would this make your head hurt? Incest isn't hard to figure out. He is both their father and their grandfather. If he'd had his daughter with his mother, he'd be their uncle too. If he screwed his grammie, he could be his own grand children's brother. It's not hard to figure out, it's just icky.

2008-05-05, 5:21 PM #23

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

OLD NEWZ

wow, you americans are really behind!!

that was like... over 2 weeks ago? :eng101:

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2008-05-05, 7:13 PM #24

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

There was an update, though.

2008-05-05, 9:23 PM #25

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Meanwhile, in Germany:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/05/germany.freezer/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-05-06, 2:51 AM #26

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

Posts: 669

apparently the forensics teams going through the "dungeon" have to work in hour shifts because its so oppressive in there...

Pure evil?...

2008-05-06, 8:32 AM #27

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Fardreamer:

Meanwhile, in Germany:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/05/germany.freezer/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Jesus. Imagine the horror of the person who found them.

Didn't the use of the word "child" to describe either the 18, 22, or 24 year old person seem inappropriate though? I guess they were doing it to avoid revealing the sex of the person, but it just struck me as odd.

2008-05-06, 8:58 AM #28

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

How the hell did the wife never know?!

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2008-05-06, 9:03 AM #29

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Fardreamer:

Meanwhile, in Germany:

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/05/germany.freezer/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Good christ. There is mention that one of the babies might have been in there since 1988. No one ****ing noticed **** was staying in the freezer for 2 bloody decades?!?

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2008-05-06, 11:29 AM #30

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:

How the hell did the wife never know?!

apparently he had a maze and a few heavy/electronic doors down there to keep her out

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