If you have to choose between peeing or pooping for the rest of eternity , which one would you pick?

This is also assuming:
1. You can do either w/o worrying where you'll do it.
2. Neither will burn (regular pee/poop)

My argument is that defecation would be better because it would be more relieving than urination.

How the **** do you think of this kind of sick ****?

Came up during debate club >.>

People died in the Civil War by infinite defecation (dehydration). So I choose urination..

That's not to say you can't die by that as well.

They crapped themselves to... death?

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