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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in
upper New York one evening when an ancient cow staggered in front of the
car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making
phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
mad passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
fast I couldn't stop it."
upper New York one evening when an ancient cow staggered in front of the
car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making
phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
mad passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
fast I couldn't stop it."
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