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I think its time to laugh at the endless campaign
2008-05-08, 9:23 PM #1
Quote:
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in
upper New York one evening when an ancient cow staggered in front of the
car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was
struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making
phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty
bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the
other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made
mad passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.


The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary
Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so
fast I couldn't stop it."


POST SOME JOKES
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2008-05-08, 9:24 PM #2
Back again
2008-05-08, 9:25 PM #3
i've always heard that joke as "Heil Hitler, the pig is dead."
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-05-08, 9:32 PM #4
Gas tax holiday.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-09, 5:29 PM #5
[http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillary-clinton.jpg]
2008-05-09, 6:27 PM #6
Oh man, while the typo-ridden letter Clinton sent out today is a hilarious indication of her desperate attempt to salvage the campaign, I thought the digg comment was hilarious:

Dear Senator Clinton,
My mama didn't raise no fool. I'm running this piece.
Sincerely,
Chocolate Thunder.
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2008-05-09, 7:40 PM #7
Not electing Clinton is the greatest thing America hasn't done yet.
2008-05-09, 7:57 PM #8
[http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8494/attachmentzi8.jpg]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-05-09, 11:56 PM #9
Fact: Clinton is boned. And here's the thing that really kills her; in politics, once you're branded a loser, it's almost impossible to shake that label. That'll be hard for her to accept, but even harder for her to change.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-10, 7:27 AM #10
this isn't jokes
:colbert:
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-05-10, 9:03 AM #11
I used up my only joke already. :(
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-10, 9:11 AM #12
Your sex life?

Dhohohoho...
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2008-05-10, 11:30 AM #13
axshooly you guyz have a vurry poor undershtanding of hillary's fischal polishies why dn'tchoo pick up a book and learn shomething real/?!1 ****ing douchewonglersh, shpoonfed by de conshervative media outlets, grow up shoshiety ish a lie.
2008-05-10, 11:32 AM #14
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Your sex life?

Dhohohoho...


:master:, sir.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-10, 11:34 AM #15
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
:master:, sir.


quite true, actually
2008-05-10, 9:49 PM #16
Holy **** i just caught the double meaning.
2008-05-11, 1:58 AM #17
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Holy **** i just caught the double meaning.


I'm quite curious which meaning you didn't get before..
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-05-11, 1:58 AM #18
I origenally thought he was just applauding a great burn.
2008-05-11, 3:33 AM #19
Meh where was that Obama vs clinton sw gif I had....
2008-05-11, 8:15 AM #20
Whats funny is that Hillary will probably become the new Ralph Nader. In that she will just keep on running without caring about what she does to her party.
:) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) Im Happy
2008-05-11, 12:27 PM #21
I wasn't aware that Ralph Nader was hurting his party. I don't think many people would know of his party if he didn't run.

Surprised nobody here complains about the "Raped" picture. Seems to be playing off the "scary black man", or typical white person fears as BHO would say. Gives me an idea of McCain in the background with BHO in HRC's place with "owned" as the caption playing off the slavery issue.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-05-11, 12:45 PM #22
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Gives me an idea of McCain in the background with BHO in HRC's place with "owned" as the caption playing off the slavery issue.


Hahaha, that's hilarious. I bet fark or 4chan have probably made that already.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-05-11, 12:55 PM #23
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Surprised nobody here complains about the "Raped" picture. Seems to be playing off the "scary black man", or typical white person fears as BHO would say.


I think it's because it's hilarious. Also, no one feels or would feel sorry for her because she is not human.
Warhead[97]
2008-05-11, 1:06 PM #24
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
I think it's because it's hilarious. Also, no one feels or would feel sorry for her because she is not human.

This.
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D E A T H
2008-05-11, 1:12 PM #25
He looks so damn happy.
How could you say no to that face?
2008-05-11, 1:17 PM #26
me
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-05-11, 2:31 PM #27
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2008-05-11, 4:33 PM #28
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Surprised nobody here complains about the "Raped" picture. Seems to be playing off the "scary black man", or typical white person fears as BHO would say. Gives me an idea of McCain in the background with BHO in HRC's place with "owned" as the caption playing off the slavery issue.


It the leering face he's making, not his skin color. At least, that's what I take from it. Try not to over analyze things.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2008-05-11, 6:21 PM #29
Originally posted by genk:
me


He said how, not who. Buttmunch :D
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2008-05-11, 7:51 PM #30
it's my thread, i'll read what i want
:colbert:
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-05-11, 8:49 PM #31
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Surprised nobody here complains about the "Raped" picture. Seems to be playing off the "scary black man", or typical white person fears as BHO would say.

[http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/67/48/6748becf2a023f5e36e0ecedbb33315e.gif]
does this picture give you chills, wookie

right to your typical white person bones
2008-05-11, 9:09 PM #32
I voted.
Wheres my laptop
2008-05-11, 9:23 PM #33
Quote:
Surprised nobody here complains about the "Raped" picture. Seems to be playing off the "scary black man", or typical white person fears as BHO would say. Gives me an idea of McCain in the background with BHO in HRC's place with "owned" as the caption playing off the slavery issue.


No, see, if you aren't racist, you don't see these sort of racist overtones.
2008-05-14, 9:38 PM #34
I think that demeans a lot of people that would be offended by something making fun of a black man snearing over the rape of a white woman. My experience is that black people dislike this type of humor the most because of the obvious racist overtones. Of course that might be hard for the typical white person to understand since those types of feelings are mostly bred into their experiences.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-05-14, 10:40 PM #35
You still don't call yourself a neocon?
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2008-05-14, 10:54 PM #36
I'm pretty sure the "scary black man" thing was the whole joke in that image, actually. It's funny because it parodies a racist way of thinking, not because it expresses one.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-15, 12:47 AM #37
Originally posted by Wookie06:
My experience is that black people dislike this type of humor the most because of the obvious racist overtones.


Too bad? I mean, I wouldn't go around showing this picture to random black people on the street and laughing, but...I'm going to laugh at it and that's none of anyone else's business, really.
Warhead[97]
2008-05-15, 1:18 AM #38
[http://www.penaltytime.com/images/207.jpg]
2008-05-15, 3:40 AM #39
Ok, that's one of the more frightening things I've seen on the interweb D:
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2008-05-15, 7:11 AM #40
well yea, thats an unaltered picture of hillary
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
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