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Post people that you find attractive.
2008-05-31, 2:08 PM #201
Originally posted by Emon:
It's disgusting how much makeup people wear. All of the people seen in this thread so far would look far better without it. At most, a little bit of eye shadow, maybe lip gloss or something. Makeup never, ever, ever looks natural, no matter what Cover Girl tells you.

It's entirely possible for it to look natural. It's just that few people actually know how to do it. I'm surprised you're okay with eyeshadow. That stuff doesn't make any sense and I think it makes people look more made up than anything else.
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2008-05-31, 2:14 PM #202
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
I've seen better.


When you get a girlfriend HALF as attractive as her, i'll eat my own left testicle.
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2008-05-31, 2:25 PM #203
Originally posted by Emon:
It's disgusting how much makeup people wear. All of the people seen in this thread so far would look far better without it. At most, a little bit of eye shadow, maybe lip gloss or something. Makeup never, ever, ever looks natural, no matter what Cover Girl tells you.


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2008-05-31, 3:00 PM #204
Originally posted by sugarless5:
It's entirely possible for it to look natural. It's just that few people actually know how to do it.

Really? Do you bother to paint the pores back onto your face after you cover them up?

Originally posted by sugarless5:
I'm surprised you're okay with eyeshadow. That stuff doesn't make any sense and I think it makes people look more made up than anything else.

That's true, which is why I said a little, at most.
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2008-05-31, 3:46 PM #205
Originally posted by sugarless5:
Wash would probably be my choice too but it was easier to find a good picture of Simon. Also, I think the way he is completely inept with women is kind of cute. And Mal is hot because slightly rough around the edges leaders are always attractive. Really, I'd take any of them.


I think we are all forgetting about the fetish fulfillment Jayne could offer.
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2008-05-31, 4:54 PM #206
Originally posted by SavageX378:
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esurance? lol
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2008-05-31, 5:07 PM #207
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
esurance? lol


Only a step or so away from a hentai addiction.
2008-05-31, 5:22 PM #208
Originally posted by JM:
I've also seen better.

It's worth watching Bridge to Terabithia just for Zooey. Just remember to turn it off after the museum scene. First, because Zooey's not really in it after that, and second because you will cry. :'(


i didn't cry... i laughed
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2008-05-31, 5:39 PM #209
Originally posted by Emon:
Really? Do you bother to paint the pores back onto your face after you cover them up?


No, you don't put enough on to make your pores disappear. That's why I don't use liquid foundation. My view on makeup is like yours on eyeshadow. If you only use a little, it can look good.

Spook: No, I feel pretty safe ruling Jayne out :P
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2008-05-31, 5:41 PM #210
Sugarless doesn't go for the manly men then?

Score! :ninja:
nope.
2008-05-31, 5:59 PM #211
less blah blah blah, more attractive people
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2008-05-31, 6:31 PM #212
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Sugarless doesn't go for the manly men then?


if that's the case then i'm out of the running
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2008-05-31, 6:34 PM #213
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
if that's the case then i'm out of the running

You were never in it.
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2008-05-31, 6:36 PM #214
don't be jealous because i'm more manly than you are
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2008-05-31, 6:41 PM #215
That doesn't say much. :ninja:
2008-05-31, 6:52 PM #216
Jg has a beard, he's more manly.
nope.
2008-05-31, 7:01 PM #217
i have more beard and when i do shave i use a dull knife and cold water
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2008-05-31, 7:20 PM #218
I think it's hilarious that, on a show with 2 seductress characters, all of the nerds get hot and bothered about the little-girl engineer character, and the prostitutes aren't even mentioned.
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2008-05-31, 7:23 PM #219
Kirbs, think about it; Girls and Engines, 2 of the nerd's favourite things.
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2008-05-31, 7:53 PM #220
I didn't say it was surprising. It's just hilarious, and a little creepy. It makes the little girl with big-boobs anime thing make more sense, though.
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2008-05-31, 9:54 PM #221
Originally posted by landfish:
less blah blah blah, more attractive people


lol landfish has a foot fetish
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2008-06-01, 7:39 AM #222
Quote:
I think it's hilarious that, on a show with 2 seductress characters, all of the nerds get hot and bothered about the little-girl engineer character, and the prostitutes aren't even mentioned.
That's probably because the others are just 'eh, random hot chick'. And washername has that girl-next-door look.

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lol landfish has a foot fetish
And then yours has more feet in it.
2008-06-01, 8:06 AM #223
I was going to do all feets but I didn't have any feet pictures of Zooey. Sad times, I know.
2008-06-01, 8:53 AM #224
What picture of Zooey...?

All I see are a kitten, then some girls.
2008-06-01, 9:05 AM #225
Originally posted by JM:
What picture of Zooey...?

All I see are a kitten, then some girls.


that first one with the kitten is zooey
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2008-06-01, 9:42 AM #226
Oh. The kitten is so adorable I didn't even notice her.
2008-06-01, 10:34 AM #227
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i didn't cry... i laughed


Well this is totally understandable.
2008-06-01, 10:36 AM #228
landfish wins thread for picture of Zooey with a kitten ^_^
2008-06-01, 3:00 PM #229
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Zell, TheCarpKing beat you to that by like four years. :v:


Oh, so if CarpKing finds her attractive, I'm not allowed to? :carl:
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2008-06-01, 3:02 PM #230
Not if you don't want to go to jail.
nope.
2008-06-01, 3:05 PM #231
Originally posted by Zell:
Oh, so if CarpKing finds her attractive, I'm not allowed to? :carl:


He was saying carpking was attracted to her four years ago when she was fourteen.. IE he'd have no interest in her now becuase she's 18 and would have already added the 14 year old version to his personal spank bank.
2008-06-01, 5:44 PM #232
Originally posted by Ruthven:
When you get a girlfriend HALF as attractive as her, i'll eat my own left testicle.
COme back down to earth, baby.


Attractiveness is subjective.
2008-06-01, 6:05 PM #233
I don't see what having a hot girlfriend has to do with being able to tell if that chick has nice boobs or not.
2008-06-01, 6:07 PM #234
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Attractiveness is subjective.


zooey is not subjective.:colbert:
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2008-06-01, 6:14 PM #235
Yes she is.
nope.
2008-06-02, 12:01 AM #236
Originally posted by Anovis:
landfish wins thread for picture of Zooey with a kitten ^_^

hey eff you buddy i posted the picture of zooey and the kitten
2008-06-02, 12:12 AM #237
Originally posted by Jin:
hey eff you buddy i posted the picture of zooey and the kitten


thats what he just said.

:/

o.0
2008-06-02, 1:11 AM #238
Originally posted by Greenboy:
thats what he just said.

:/


what. No he didn't. Is there a joke I'm missing here?
2008-06-02, 1:57 AM #239
Originally posted by Jin:
what. No he didn't. Is there a joke I'm missing here?


yes

o.0
2008-06-02, 7:05 AM #240
Originally posted by Zell:
Oh, so if CarpKing finds her attractive, I'm not allowed to? :carl:


No, it was a joke.

Edit: Rob got it.
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