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Can't seem to get someone into bed with you?
2008-05-23, 3:01 PM #1
Don't worry, one of your fellow nerds has come to your rescue!


http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/21/grad-student-creates-virtual-girlfriend/?icid=aimDBDL3_link3-a
2008-05-23, 3:25 PM #2
:eek:

That is, by far, the most disturbing thing I've seen all year.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-05-23, 3:45 PM #3
YES! FINALLY!:awesomelon:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-05-23, 3:48 PM #4
creepy...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2008-05-23, 4:32 PM #5
Words cannot express how much that bothers me...
Life is beautiful.
2008-05-23, 5:02 PM #6
Pro Tip: If you're going to invent something, invent something that you can use to impress chicks. So, like... not this.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-23, 5:21 PM #7
This would make me feel only more depressed.

[ Edit ] You know, based on the actions described in the article, she sounds more like she's more like your sister than your girlfriend. [ /Edit ]
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-05-23, 5:25 PM #8
Originally posted by Ruthven:
YES! FINALLY!:awesomelon:


I guess you don't have to worry about how nutty your "american girlfriend" is anymore.
2008-05-23, 5:25 PM #9
this is no good
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-05-23, 5:38 PM #10
Originally posted by Wolfy:
You know, based on the actions described in the article, she sounds more like she's more like your sister than your girlfriend.

Spent many nights in bed with your sister, have you?
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-05-23, 5:53 PM #11
I...

....MUST HAVE ONE

:suicide:
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2008-05-23, 6:10 PM #12
I don't know any girls who want to have sex in a bed.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-05-23, 6:30 PM #13
They all like the alley behind the club?
nope.
2008-05-23, 6:41 PM #14
Originally posted by Baconfish:
They all like the alley behind the club?


Third stall.


Go roofies
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-05-23, 9:34 PM #15
How embarrassing would it be to climb into bed with someone and have forgotten to turn that off?

"What's that?"

"..."
2008-05-23, 9:51 PM #16
It's a bit lame, but it's not really creepy. Just depressing.

This, however...

Originally posted by Wolfy:
You know, based on the actions described in the article, she sounds more like she's more like your sister than your girlfriend.



...is creepy. Who the hell spoons with their sister.
2008-05-23, 9:57 PM #17
Wolfy set himself up pretty bad there.

I think this was more a funny science project for a class. There's lots of motion detection going on.
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2008-05-23, 11:24 PM #18
Damn it. I could try to explain, but I think it would just make things worse.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-05-23, 11:37 PM #19
tell us your tale of woe, Wolfy

half sister, maybe? drunken experimentation? what strange taboo breaking things did you do?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!
2008-05-23, 11:44 PM #20
why can two sisters cuddle and sleep together nonsexually but a brother/sister cant? :/

o.0
2008-05-23, 11:50 PM #21
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Damn it. I could try to explain, but I think it would just make things worse.


I think you've already made it worse by admitting there's an explanation. :P
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-05-24, 2:55 AM #22
I think the technology would be better for other things, like customer service at some public places. An interactive projection of a salesperson offering extra information about a product, for example. It would add to the cool factor that if you tried to "touch" the projection, it would evade.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2008-05-24, 3:15 AM #23
Originally posted by Greenboy:
why can two sisters cuddle and sleep together nonsexually but a brother/sister cant? :/


Because men are twisted

Now, about these cuddling sisters... >_>
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-05-24, 5:02 AM #24
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I think you've already made it worse by admitting there's an explanation. :P


I missed the "cuddle with you when you go fetal" bit on my first read, and the rest of the interactions made it sound like she was really uncomfortable with you getting into the bed with her.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-05-24, 5:26 AM #25
Wonder what she does if you roll over and rub one off in her hair..
2008-05-24, 6:54 AM #26
Turns over and smiles I hope. If she has any manners she would.
2008-05-24, 9:32 AM #27
HAHAHA!

Mantrain, Robert! For shame!
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2008-05-24, 12:45 PM #28
Wouldn't he have to know a girl to get the right videos for this?

Maybe it IS his sister.
2008-05-25, 6:34 AM #29
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
How embarrassing would it be to climb into bed with someone and have forgotten to turn that off?

"What's that?"

"..."


I don't see that coming up too often
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-05-25, 7:12 AM #30
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
How embarrassing would it be for your mom to change your sheets and have forgotten to turn that off?

"What's that?"

"..."


Fix'd for relevance.
2008-05-25, 7:19 AM #31
Yeah that seems more likely
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-05-26, 3:25 PM #32
Originally posted by Greenboy:
why can two sisters cuddle and sleep together nonsexually but a brother/sister cant? :/


Or why not two brothers?

:master:
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-05-26, 4:51 PM #33
Ew incest. Brotherly incest too?
Back again
2008-05-26, 4:55 PM #34
You can't masterstroke your own post. That's just pretension.
2008-05-26, 4:59 PM #35
What's with the incest talk? I'm not on GameFAQs am I? The ending quote to that article is priceless.

Quote:
Asked by the mag how long he was single, Burrows sighed: "Long enough to come up with this idea."



Quote:
why can two sisters cuddle and sleep together nonsexually but a brother/sister cant? :/

Very possible actually. For instance, being on a family trip and staying at a hotel with only two beds.
2008-05-26, 5:11 PM #36
Originally posted by Cloud:
Very possible actually. For instance, being on a school trip and staying at a hotel with your teacher and only one bed.


Fixed that for you.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-05-26, 5:25 PM #37
I thought it was more acceptable for brothers to be loverly and friendly?
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2008-05-26, 5:48 PM #38
no

brothers hit eachother

sisters kiss/hug

o.0
2008-05-26, 5:54 PM #39
[http://www.amennoir.com/images/photos/gallery/499681.jpg]

?
nope.
2008-05-26, 8:25 PM #40
Originally posted by JM:
You can't masterstroke your own post.


Actually I think that's what masterstroking is all about.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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