Either Thursday or Friday night my friends and I are having a somewhat large party to celebrate the end of the school year. Since I finally have some money, I'm looking to buy a lot of nice bears, and I'd like to try some new ones.

There's a store here in Phoenix called Bears of the World, with an amazingly extensive collection of bears from around the world. They sell individuals so it's a great place to try new things.

So, what do you suggest? I'm a big fan of white bears, so something along those lines is good. I'm not into dark bears although I've had a few that were quite good. I'm also interested in only good bears, i.e., if you can buy it in a supermarket, I probably don't want it. I'm not a bear snob, I just want to try some really nice things this weekend.

So, give me a name and, if you're feeling especially helpful, a picture, and I'll try to get everything you guys suggest, assuming it isn't too expensive.

Bears? I don't think so.

I recommend the Spectacled Amazonian for some laughs.

The Chinese rice farmer bear is a good choice as well:

dire bear

Ur mam!

Look for a docile one who won't mind staying in your kitchen and cooking dinner with bear feet all day.

A woman?

"Bear****er, do you need assistance?"

lol amidoinitrite?

Panda!!!

These are the wrong kind of bears for Vinnie.

Not stat's.

i head bears can smell **** blood

they can smell the menstruation

A Chicago Bear

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recommend me a beer

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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I've heard that if you like polar bears, these are good.

Lagunitas Maximus IPA.

Oh dammit I'm in the wrong thread.