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2008-05-30, 12:03 PM #1

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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I've seen people do both.

2008-05-30, 12:05 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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I never understood brushing before

2008-05-30, 12:07 PM #3

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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i only brush before bed, which is both before and after breakfast

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2008-05-30, 12:09 PM #4

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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This thread is already retarded, good job Kroko

2008-05-30, 12:09 PM #5

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My girlfriend worked as a dental nurse, apparently brushing before is better because you don't swallow all the bacteria in your mouth when you eat your breakfast.

I still brush after though

I couldn't have breakfast and go to work without brushing them and I'm not gonna brush them before and after breakfast.

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2008-05-30, 12:14 PM #6

Baconfish

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<Bastards> last time i checked
<Bastards> the general ph inside your mouth is lowered when you eat or something like that
<Bastards> so its nasty acidicness
<]|[> yeah
<Bastards> and brushing afterwards keeps it afloat or something

nope.

2008-05-30, 12:20 PM #7

Nikumubeki

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I brush my teeth only once a day right before going to sleep. Sometimes I eat after that, tho'

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2008-05-30, 12:52 PM #8

Gilgamesh85

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I hardly ever have breakfast, but when I do, I generally brush my teeth afterward. That thing about swallowing bacteria is interesting though...

2008-05-30, 2:18 PM #9

Aglar

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I use whatever time I would spend having breakfast to sleep more.

2008-05-30, 2:25 PM #10

djwguitarman

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Originally posted by Aglar:

I use whatever time I would spend having breakfast to sleep more.

this

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2008-05-30, 2:32 PM #11

Aglar

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It kind of sucks, because I love breakfast. I guess I just love sleep more.

2008-05-30, 2:36 PM #12

zanardi

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yeah but how many of us actually eat breakfast? It's rare for me

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2008-05-30, 2:45 PM #13

sugarless

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Originally posted by Aglar:

I use whatever time I would spend having breakfast to sleep more.

this is generally the case.

If I have to eat and run or if I'm staying in a hotel where breakfast is outside my room, I brush before. Otherwise, if I do end up eating in the morning, it'll be after.

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2008-05-30, 2:56 PM #14

JediKirby

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If I didn't eat breakfast, I wouldn't survive the day. And I brush after.

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2008-05-30, 3:53 PM #15

roxima

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I brush my teeth before and after breakfast. >.>

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2008-05-30, 3:56 PM #16

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by quesadilla_red:

I brush my teeth before and after breakfast. >.>

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2008-05-30, 3:59 PM #17

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I would brush my teeth after if I ate breakfast.

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2008-05-30, 4:11 PM #18

ragna

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brush before, but not to "protect the teeth", but because the germ thing (dont like the thought of eating the plaque and **** that builds up during the night).

2008-05-30, 4:14 PM #19

Fardreamer

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I always brush my teeth before going to sleep, even if it's half an hour in an armchair, otherwise I get a nasty flavor in my mouth. But in the morning I always forget to because I'm asleep pracitally until I get to work. On the rare occasions I do remember, it happens before breakfast (edit: breakfast being a granola bar on the bus).

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2008-05-30, 4:19 PM #20

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You forgot, "I don't make time for breakfast, and I sometimes make time to brush."

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2008-05-30, 4:51 PM #21

JediNeo

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I brush after breakfast before I go to work. And at the end of the day before I go to bed. Sometimes if I'm going out to meet people I might brush my teeth then too.

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2008-05-30, 5:05 PM #22

Commander 598

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No check box no vote. :colbert:

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2008-05-30, 5:06 PM #23

TwistedSoul

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i brush my teeth with steel wool and then drink lemon juice and eat pickles.

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2008-05-30, 7:28 PM #24

SavageX378

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Considering that I often only eat breakfast on the days I go to school, I always brush my teeth at home first and then buy breakfast from the cafeteria about a half hour later. For me it usually takes a half hour for the toothpaste taste in my mouth to go away by then so the travel time and the time I get to eat works out quite well.

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2008-05-30, 7:34 PM #25

Ruthven

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i havent brushed my teeth in 2 weeks

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2008-05-30, 7:50 PM #26

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Ew.

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2008-05-30, 8:05 PM #27

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

i havent brushed my teeth in 2 weeks

That's ok, you're British.

2008-05-30, 8:05 PM #28

Bobbert

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After. Brushing before is crazy.

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2008-05-30, 9:28 PM #29

Deadman

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Before, but not for the reasoning in the poll, so I'm not voting.
It's more logical to brush after, yes, but I brush while I'm in the shower, and showering is the first thing I do.
Plus a lot of times I grab breakfast on the way to work rather then at home, so trying to brush after is impractical

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2008-05-30, 9:56 PM #30

Dormouse

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Originally posted by quesadilla_red:

I brush my teeth before and after breakfast. >.>

***.

I brush my teeth when I wake up, before I go to bed, and if I want to after a meal or am going to meet someone.

I start feeling physically ill by the end of the day if I don't brush them in the morning.

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2008-05-31, 12:26 AM #31

maevie

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before. I wake up, hit the shower, brush my teeth as I'm dossing about in my dressing gown and then if I still have time I'll have breakfast. but I often just eat when I get to work

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2008-05-31, 4:40 AM #32

Martyn

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Before. Because I eat my breakfast at work.

2008-05-31, 6:52 AM #33

Michael MacFarlane

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If I eat breakfast, after.

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2008-05-31, 7:36 AM #34

Dormouse

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More importantly, do you floss before or after brushing?

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2008-05-31, 10:20 AM #35

Jay

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Originally posted by Dormouse:

More importantly, do you floss before or after brushing?

Aha!

2008-05-31, 8:14 PM #36

Brian

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I don't eat breakfast, but I do brush my teeth in the morning.

2008-05-31, 8:33 PM #37

ragna

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

i havent brushed my teeth in 2 weeks

yikes, disgusting

2008-05-31, 8:38 PM #38

Deadman

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I think if you had a poll that didn't have the weird explanations added on, you'd get more votes for before.
Theres a lot of people saying before in this thread that may not have voted because they have a different reason to the poll reason.
This is why you should never have explanations within the poll options

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2008-05-31, 9:25 PM #39

Uberslug

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Originally posted by Greenboy:

i only brush before bed, which is both before and after breakfast

it is always before and after breakfast

unless you die that day

2008-06-01, 3:08 AM #40

lassev

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Before. Well, my breakfast is these days whatever if anything at all, but I always drink a glass a juice in the morning (I don't drink coffee), and since juice is often acid it would be a bad idea to first soften the teeth with an acid and then scrape them with a toothbrush.

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