You sit there bashing my arguments, but the best you can come up with is that since my employer chose mod_perl as their language that says something about me as a developer? Are you one of those people that thinks perl make it impossible to write maintainable code? How many software development teams have you worked on? I've worked on many, and I've found spaghetti code in every language I've ever worked in. It's not the language, it's the programmers. If you're not capable of writing maintainable perl code, I'm sorry, but don't say nobody else can. That's a personal failing, not something to do with the language.
The main reason most of the perl code out there is the way it is is because most of it was written by sysadmins as a replacement for shell scripting (if you've seen big shell scripts, you'll have to admit that perl, even confusing, poorly written perl, is a huge step forward from bash!).
Anyway, it takes a helluva lot more than just random arguments you read on .NET BLOG to make a good software developer. There are tradeoffs, strengths, and weaknesses to every platform/framework/language/technology choice. The fact that you see everything in black & white "speaks volumes about you as a developer."
I bring up my experience and position because I want to point out that your opinions aren't shared by all developers (or even a majority of them). You talk like you have all this knowledge and experience, why don't you tell me what large software development projects you have been a part of? I would much rather have a discussion with someone who's got some idea of what they are talking about, and a 10%-finished game engine or a web site that lets your friends share their high-school beer-drinking photos doesn't count.
You want to talk about facts? A number of places I've interviewed at, been offered jobs at, and/or read perl job listings for (only in the seattle area) use perl almost exclusively. Amazon.com sells billions of dollars of merchandise and they run on mod_perl. As far as I know, all their developer "cloud" projects do as well (s3, etc.). WhitePages.com, cardomain, hell, I did a phone interview for a perl position at microsoft. Ooh, looky:
http://www.tiobe.com/index.php/content/paperinfo/tpci/index.html
Perl's 6th. Over C#, over ruby, over python, etc.
You spray a lot of BS, and when confronted, resort to personal attacks ("oh you pick perl you must be a moron"). I feel like I'm racing in the special olympics.