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Girl, 14, disappears after online relationship UPDATE: found safe

2008-06-02, 10:23 AM #1

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

http://www.komonews.com/news/19427134.html

It's believed that the two were traveling in a bright yellow 2008 Chevy Aveo, Alabama license plate OMGROFL.

2008-06-02, 10:28 AM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Attachment: 19476/2542041201_6a348093ce_o.jpg (59,677 bytes)

2008-06-02, 10:29 AM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Seriously though, that sucks.

2008-06-02, 10:42 AM #4

Aglar

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Posts: 3,978

When I saw your post contained the "OMGROFL" thing I thought the whole thing was some kind of stupid joke.
Depressing that it isn't. Hope everything turns out ok.

Oh, and I hope you enjoy fire, Anovis. Lots of it.

2008-06-02, 10:44 AM #5

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Ugh. Some people are so stupid...
Like these two.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-06-02, 10:47 AM #6

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Aglar:

I imagine the concept of heaven to be hell anyways. White fluffy clouds and nothing to do. How boring.

At least burning for eternity is something interesting.

2008-06-02, 10:53 AM #7

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Wow. The girl and Morgan Jones look like ... siblings.

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2008-06-02, 11:08 AM #8

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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Another failed attempt at parenting shows through the child... Hope it doesn't end in tragedy.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-06-02, 12:30 PM #9

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

Wow, glad it ended well.

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2008-06-02, 12:37 PM #10

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Argh, hate it when old articles are replaced with new ones and use the same link. They should keep the old ones up for reference.

Anyway, yeah, glad it ended well too.

2008-06-02, 2:01 PM #11

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

There's no mention of abuse in the article (They likely couldn't say if there was, as the girl's name has already been released) but...

[http://media.komonews.com/images/080602_morgan_jones.jpg]

[http://media.komonews.com/images/080602_morgan_jones.jpg]

That's the very definition of the pedosmile.

2008-06-02, 3:00 PM #12

Aglar

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There's a thread about this on SA with a woman claiming to be the guy's wife.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2864501&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post344294381

She posted a crappy picture of them together, seems she is who she says she is.

2008-06-02, 4:15 PM #13

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

this is why my mother didn't like me posting here when I was in high school. She also watched a lot of lifetime.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-06-02, 4:22 PM #14

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by sugarless5:

this is why my mother didn't like me posting here when I was in high school. She also watched a lot of lifetime.

Is that why you wouldn't start an internet relationship with me?

And to think I was sticking voodoo dolls of you for all these years.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-06-02, 4:25 PM #15

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by Spook:

Is that why you wouldn't start an internet relationship with me?

And to think I was sticking voodoo dolls of you for all these years.

Poor voodoosnowflakes is probably in a lot of pain thanks to you. >.>

I r teh funneh, I know. 8)

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2008-06-02, 5:16 PM #16

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

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I met a guy who looks JUST like that the other night. Creepily so.

:|

D E A T H

2008-06-02, 5:41 PM #17

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Looks like Rob.

Or maybe it's CarpKing.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2008-06-02, 5:47 PM #18

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

No, the girls too old and not a cartoon.

2008-06-02, 6:47 PM #19

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

Originally posted by sugarless5:

this is why my mother didn't like me posting here when I was in high school. She also watched a lot of lifetime.

Lifetime sure is educational....

Out of curiousity, how did you describe Massassi to your mom?

2008-06-02, 6:50 PM #20

Uberslug

Not thrawnnumbarz

Posts: 1,440

He mentioned Jep.

2008-06-02, 7:06 PM #21

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Uberslug:

He[/b] mentioned Jep.

Dude her hands aren't that big.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-06-02, 7:15 PM #22

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

I've never liked my hands, but I don't think I would call them manly.

Cloud: from what I remember I just said discussion forum which she linked with chat room, which is what's always in the news and lifetime movies.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-06-02, 11:31 PM #23

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

that SA thread is pretty interesting

i recommend reading the so-to-be-ex-wife's story

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-06-03, 7:08 AM #24

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

DONT WORRY I'M KEEPING HER SAFE AND WARM.

I'VE LOCKED HER IN MY CUPBOARD UNTIL SHE HITS 16

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-06-03, 8:18 AM #25

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by Aglar:

I haven't opened the thread, but posting something like that on SA is like the worst idea ever.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-06-03, 8:47 AM #26

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

Originally posted by Aglar:

There's a thread about this on SA...

Doesn't SA have a moderator who openly condones pedophilia and posted nude/bondage images of himself on the internet as well as a whole bunch of murderers and other weird people?

And now this.
I don't feel safe with so many goons around

2008-06-03, 8:51 AM #27

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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http://www.idahostatesman.com/newsupdates/story/398190.html

2008-06-03, 8:58 AM #28

Seb

what

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yeah, the SA thread turned into some epic internet history.

"NAILFACE" - spe

2008-06-03, 9:08 AM #29

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Uberslug:

He mentioned Jep.

That is an encouragement, you silly. Her mom was probably annoyed because she didn't know about me. Tsk tsk. Silly Suggie for leaving me out.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-06-03, 10:56 AM #30

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

Originally posted by Hans:

She is with me, Hindelbrunda that is! Enjoying the taste of my bratwurst

ROAST IN THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND ATOMIC BOMBS

2008-06-03, 10:57 AM #31

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by Anakin9012:

ROAST IN THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND ATOMIC BOMBS

This is such an improvement over the last picture, though.

2008-06-03, 5:00 PM #32

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

Originally posted by sugarless5:

Cloud: from what I remember I just said discussion forum which she linked with chat room, which is what's always in the news and lifetime movies.

I hear Massassi's chats can get pretty crazy at times though I only been to one like once or twice in the last eight years.

Quote:

He mentioned Jep.

What about him?

2008-06-03, 7:13 PM #33

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

yeah I didn't go to the massassi chats (well teapot) until after going to college. Not really because of parental concerns, I just never bothered to go there before.

Jep probably has it right

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-06-04, 1:54 AM #34

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

If I know Boise courts as well as I think I do, he's in for a world of suck.

omnia mea mecum porto

2008-06-04, 4:47 AM #35

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

The chat isn't really worth going to. It's just a bunch of elitist *******s spouting bull****.

Of course, the forum isn't really worth going to either. It's just a bunch of elitist *******s spouting bull****.

2008-06-04, 10:07 AM #36

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by JM:

yeah well you suck

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-06-04, 10:10 AM #37

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

No one likes JM.

2008-06-04, 10:11 AM #38

Aglar

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Originally posted by JM:

Just because we're better than you is no reason to call us elitists.

2008-06-04, 10:29 AM #39

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Isn't calling someone, or a group of people, "etlitist", well....elitist?

2008-06-04, 1:15 PM #40

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Not necessarily, but in this case definitely.

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