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The fiancée, the wife and the mistress
2008-06-06, 10:02 AM #1
So 3 women get together. There's a fiancée, a wife and a mistress. They discuss their relations and sex life to one another. They all seem to find it a little boring, so the three agree to do something to spice things up.

Tonight, they will each wear a sexy lingerie outfit with a black mask and leather high-heel boots and welcome their companions home this way.

So the night goes as such, they do so, and finally get together the next day to discuss how it went.

The fiancée says, "When he came home and saw me like this... he told me I was the woman of his dreams and that he loved me very much. We made love all night, it was beautiful."

The mistress says, "He did not comment on it much, but he seemed pleased. The night was hot."

The wife frowns and blushes, "When he walked in, he looked at me and said ,"Hey Batman, what are we having for supper?"
(teehee)
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2008-06-06, 10:03 AM #2
HA HA wonderful.
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2008-06-06, 10:04 AM #3
Hah! Greatness.
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2008-06-06, 10:07 AM #4
Sounds about right.
2008-06-06, 10:20 AM #5
Tee hee.
2008-06-06, 11:07 AM #6
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2008-06-06, 11:34 AM #7
Izzy... any ideas? :D
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2008-06-06, 11:54 AM #8
I called up my friend, told him that joke, and then he hung up on me.

I lol'd anyhow.
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2008-06-06, 2:24 PM #9
I'm missing as to why this is funny.
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2008-06-06, 2:32 PM #10
It's more of a chuckle joke than anything.
2008-06-06, 3:59 PM #11
lol i dont get it
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2008-06-06, 4:17 PM #12
i don't get it :(
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2008-06-06, 5:44 PM #13
I was depressed anyway, this almost pushed me to tears.
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2008-06-06, 7:32 PM #14
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2008-06-06, 10:14 PM #15
Originally posted by Jep:
So 3 women get together. There's a fiancée, a wife and a mistress. They discuss their relations and sex life to one another. They all seem to find it a little boring, so the three agree to do something to spice things up.

Tonight, they will each wear a sexy lingerie outfit with a black mask and leather high-heel boots and welcome their companions home this way.

So the night goes as such, they do so, and finally get together the next day to discuss how it went.

The fiancée says, "When he came home and saw me like this... he told me I was the woman of his dreams and that he loved me very much. We made love all night, it was beautiful."

The mistress says, "He did not comment on it much, but he seemed pleased. The night was hot."


The wife tearfully says, "He looked at the heavens and said, 'THREE FOR THREE!'"
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2008-06-06, 11:09 PM #16
what
2008-06-06, 11:32 PM #17
Hmm. Bondage sounds kinda kinky.
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2008-06-07, 12:49 AM #18
Originally posted by Wolfy:
I'm missing as to why this is funny.


see cuz married couples aren't interested in sex :master:

Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
The wife tearfully says, "He looked at the heavens and said, 'THREE FOR THREE!'"


Oh, well done.
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2008-06-07, 3:53 AM #19
So is the wife an amateur body builder or something?
Cuz that's the only way I see her looking like batman
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