Seriously.

Spinsters with bad hair. Telling me where I can and cannot talk. Don't even aknowledge me when I go to check out a book until 10 minutes after I've been standing their being quiet like you told me.


Discuss librarians and why they never get laid/married.

I seem to recall a hot librarian from some movie..but I can't remember which one it was.

Key word, MOVIE.

As in, not an accurate representation of real life librarians.

I have seen real life hot librarians. :quagmire:

You only think they're hot because they read that LOTR crap like you do!

I probably see more librarians in movies than I do in libraries.

I don't often visit libraries.

In my home town there was a very attractive librarian, would've been about 20, cute and friendly. Obviously a reader too.


Of course she was taken =\

I always though a bureaucratic life of endlessly organizing and reorganizing in a strict, unchanging extensively-systematic environment would take a grave toll on someone's mind over the years. Always quietly and promptly filing away books, looking up the same numbers and repeat over and over.

I bet if you met a librarian who did the same job in the same library over 30 years, you could just see the ulterior drivings of pure madness when you look into his/her eyes.

When my boyfriend and I first met, he thought I was a librarian.

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I know a girl who's going to be a librarian (getting a master's in Library Sciences). She's pretty cute.

..library sciences?

It includes things like preservation of books, so it's an actual legitimate field of study.

A 'real' librarian is probably not what you think it is. There's more to it than just putting books back on shelves.

I don't like things that begin with the letter 'l'.

[insert Last Crusade scene of Indy and the Librarian 'stamping']

stupid lacking youtube

lesbians

its because he doesn't get any because of them

Duh. Because they're lesbians.

I was actually going to post this after seeing the libertarian thread for a few days. I thought I was seeing things when it said "librarian" :-D

I'm not sure if I've ever seen a non-geriatric librarian around here. Then again, the last time I went to a library was in 2000 and even that was for printing unnice documents.

Madam Librarian
What can I do, my dear, to catch your ear
I love you madly, madly Madam Librarian...Marian
Heaven help us if the library caught on fire
And the Volunteer Hose Brigademen
Had to whisper the news to Marian...Madam Librarian!
What can I say, my dear, to make it clear
I need you badly, badly, Madam Librarian...Marian
If I stumbled and I busted my what-you-may-call-it
I could lie on your floor
'Till my body had turned to carrion....Madam Librarian.
Now in the moonlight, a man could sing it
In the moonlight
And a fellow would know that his darling
Had heard ev'ry word of his song
With the moonlight helping along.
But when I try in here to tell you, dear
I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian...Marian
It's a long lost cause I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian
Such as Marian.....Madam Librarian.