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Useless Knowledgebase articles

2008-06-11, 12:20 AM #1

West Wind

Eclipses

Posts: 1,015

We have all seen them, and laughed at them. Today I stubled across this masterpiece:

Q122115

Now, post your best useless KB articles.

"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

2008-06-11, 4:50 AM #2

JM

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I do not see how the lyrics to The Magic Schoolbus theme song are useless.

2008-06-11, 7:43 AM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Me neither. Fail.

2008-06-11, 7:46 AM #4

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

It seemed easy to understand and very accurate.

If I wanted the lyrics for the magic school bus I would've felt highly rewarded.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-06-11, 8:08 AM #5

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I'm going to say "Yes" to "Did this article solve your problem", because now I realize that my problem was I didn't know the lyrics to the MSB.

This changes everything. I'm a new man now.

2008-06-11, 9:01 AM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

The Magic Schoolbus is absurd. They go out exploring "science" when magic exists right in front of their eyes (i.e. the schoolbus). With magic, science is jack.

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2008-06-11, 10:07 AM #7

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I love the Magic School Bus and am delighted to be reminded of its theme song.

一个大西瓜

2008-06-11, 10:46 AM #8

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

There should be a separate article on what the phrase "spank a plankton" means.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-06-11, 3:34 PM #9

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

just pointing out that microsoft bought the rights to a number of magic schoolbus games a while back, which is probably why they are on the microsoft webpage.

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2008-06-11, 5:04 PM #10

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

My favorite is probably Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music, Pregnancy: Who Can I Send Suggestions To?, or Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

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