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Is this a joke?
2008-06-11, 7:18 PM #1
http://www.fastexercise.com/

I wonder if people would actually buy this thing
Back again
2008-06-11, 7:21 PM #2
OUR EXCELLENT ROM MACHINE HAS BEEN A MARKETING NIGHTMARE SINCE 1990 WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT ON THE MARKET.

The third problem are so called “experts” (personal trainers, doctors, etc.)
2008-06-11, 7:40 PM #3
So called "Experts" are a big problem. Most "exercise experts" still insist very stubbornly...
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-06-11, 10:16 PM #4
I'm gonna stick with the experts on this one
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-12, 5:55 AM #5
Damn website has one of those unclosable popup buttons.
2008-06-12, 9:21 AM #6
The only important thing about this, is whether or not it is Chuck Norris Approved.

Chuck?

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2008-06-12, 1:27 PM #7
Does Jon Basedow use it?
2008-06-12, 2:21 PM #8
I searched all over the internet last night and I can't find anything claiming it's a spoof.
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2008-06-14, 12:16 PM #9
That's a real machine and I know several people who have bought it and used it for some time. They are all rich Hollywood types, but it works as well as anything to maintain a moderate level of fitness.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

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