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Windows Live Expo
2008-06-16, 6:41 PM #1
What do you think it is? Don't google it, just post a first impression based entirely off the name. If you search for it, it will ruin the purpose of this thread.

I'll post what it's about once there are some responses.
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2008-06-16, 6:43 PM #2
some sort of online office program?

o.0
2008-06-16, 6:49 PM #3
i'm guessing a microsoft launch party?
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2008-06-16, 6:52 PM #4
I imagine a scene with an old man and a very young woman staring at each other, naked. The aged man, an old fart from the 16-bit era and an experienced user of all the versions, speaks the familiar word "Windows..." in a slow, course manner. Now the woman, a new user and a person of current computer trends, whispers "Live..." in an upbeat and youthful demeanor. Now they lock their eyes and proceed to rotate their heads carefully toward the camera. When their faces are in full view of the audience, they simultaneously yet calmly say "Expo...". Then they have sex.
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2008-06-16, 6:57 PM #5
Its part of Microsoft's new online dating program -- Microsoft Office Singles -- find Microsoft Office users in your area!
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2008-06-16, 6:59 PM #6
Hah. Too bad you're incompatible.
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2008-06-16, 7:00 PM #7
Originally posted by gbk:
Its part of Microsoft's new online dating program -- Microsoft Office Singles -- find Microsoft Office users in your area!


And throw rocks at them! :D

[Although as someone forced to work in the abomination that is Lotus Notes every day.. I might welcome a change.]
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2008-06-16, 7:05 PM #8
I would guess some kind of online MS expo, or marketing site. Maybe some kind of dedicated program to inform about new and upcoming products.
2008-06-16, 7:09 PM #9
I know for a fact it's their craigslist knockoff they're discontinuing. (It was on a podcast I listen to, they made light of the fact that no one even knew it existed.
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2008-06-16, 7:18 PM #10
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Hah. Too bad you're incompatible.

I'm not just incompatable, I'm downright infectious.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-06-16, 7:22 PM #11
Originally posted by gbk:
I'm not just incompatable, I'm downright infectious.

KILL IT! KILL IT!!
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2008-06-16, 7:22 PM #12
D:
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2008-06-16, 7:57 PM #13
Originally posted by gbk:
I'm not just incompatable, I'm downright infectious.

GPL :downs:
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2008-06-16, 10:56 PM #14
I pictured a convention for Windows Live with a bunch of people in tucked in light blue plaid collared shirts. Although I know that's not what it is.
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2008-06-16, 11:52 PM #15
Originally posted by fishstickz:
I know for a fact it's their craigslist knockoff they're discontinuing. (It was on a podcast I listen to, they made light of the fact that no one even knew it existed.


well at least it looks better than craigslist.. but hey that's not really hard to do
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2008-06-17, 3:47 AM #16
Microsoft loves generic names so this could be pretty much anything related to their services or software.
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2008-06-17, 2:39 PM #17
kyle's got it. It's their Craigslist competitor. Seriously, what? Did they even market test the name? Or did the idiot managers just thumb through a thesaurus, find something vaguely similar to "auction" and prefix it with "Windows Live"?

It's no wonder the service bombed because no one used it. No one knew what the hell it was. The crazy part is that it could have killed Craigslist. Craigslist has a terrible interface. Microsoft doesn't always create the greatest UIs, but anyone can do better than Craigslist.
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