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Robotic girlfriend

2008-06-18, 8:03 PM #1

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25209226/

Before you click the link, guess what country this originates from.

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2008-06-18, 8:05 PM #2

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Heh. A complete no brainer.

2008-06-18, 8:15 PM #3

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Dammit Japan.

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2008-06-18, 8:15 PM #4

gbk

Posts: 10,562

How did I know it would be Japan? :confused:

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-06-18, 8:31 PM #5

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I want to see a room full of Japanese consumer robots trying to communicate and interact with each other.

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2008-06-18, 8:36 PM #6

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

For some reason I think males will want it to do more than kiss them.

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2008-06-18, 8:37 PM #7

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

little bit small to fulfill all duties.
:/

o.0

2008-06-18, 8:40 PM #8

JoKeR SwAy

Registered User

Posts: 199

how is anyone supposed to take this robot seriously, it doesn't even have an argon death laser.

Japan has argon death lasers right?

..

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2008-06-18, 8:46 PM #9

Grismath

Registered User

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Half of the world's industrial robots?! Wow.

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2008-06-18, 10:18 PM #10

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

SEGA?!!

2008-06-18, 10:59 PM #11

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

The robot is too small and doesn't have a mouth. FAIL

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2008-06-19, 1:50 AM #12

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

The robot dogs are certainly more plausible than this.

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2008-06-19, 1:55 AM #13

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Pommy:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25209226/

Before you click the link, guess what country this originates from.

Yeah, like that was difficult.

Anyway, this strikes me as more of a tech demo for a full-sized robot that can recognize and kiss human heads... and more. D:

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2008-06-19, 4:21 AM #14

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

So it's a robot that kisses you? How pointless.
And I don't see how that's comparable to a girlfriend in any way.

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2008-06-19, 4:21 AM #15

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-06-19, 4:40 AM #16

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that? I got a short span. They destroyed my equipment. Theres a back-up, at the bottom of my complex. Hard to get to. You can't stop the signal. You can never...stop...the signal.

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2008-06-19, 4:43 AM #17

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Your sig ties in nicely

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2008-06-19, 6:33 AM #18

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Quote:

"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

So it'll make me a sandwich on command?

:awesome:

nope.

2008-06-19, 6:39 AM #19

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

What good is she without a mouth!

(oh im going to hell (again))

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2008-06-19, 7:11 AM #20

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Originally posted by Baconfish:

So it'll make me a sandwich on command?

:awesome:

Only if you use sudo.

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2008-06-19, 11:40 AM #21

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

Seems pretty expensive considering what little she does.

2008-06-19, 12:40 PM #22

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

I need one about 6x that size, to do all the duties around my house HUMAN women wont do.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-06-19, 12:42 PM #23

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:

I need one about 6x that size, to do all the duties around my house HUMAN women wont do.

Like touch you?

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-06-19, 12:46 PM #24

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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2008-06-19, 1:47 PM #25

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by Jep:

Like touch you?

Who needs them to touch me? I can still touch them! :hist101:

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-06-19, 4:12 PM #26

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Greenboy:

little bit small to fulfill all duties.
:/

Not for the average Japanese male.

Kidding!

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-06-19, 4:43 PM #27

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

How long until you make a level dedicated to one?

nope.

2008-06-19, 5:24 PM #28

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Baconfish:

How long until you make a level dedicated to one?

About two weeks, I'd wager.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-06-19, 6:04 PM #29

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Eh, it's just a little toy. Not that big of a deal. It's not creepy like the full-sized Japanese sex android.

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2008-06-19, 6:12 PM #30

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Emon:

Eh, it's just a little toy. Not that big of a deal. It's not creepy like the full-sized Japanese sex android.

Yeah, they're saving that for next year's model.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-06-19, 6:19 PM #31

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

It's not as bad as the projected 'girlfriend' that sleeps next to you.

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2008-06-19, 7:47 PM #32

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

That's not saying much though...

2008-06-20, 12:35 AM #33

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Emon:

. It's not creepy like the full-sized Japanese sex android.

creepy?
Fine! You carry on rubbing one off every night and crying yourself to sleep while I live it up banging away at my hot robotic ladyfriend. :awesome:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-06-20, 3:59 AM #34

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Or, you know, you could go out and meet a real person instead of putting your dink in technology!

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-06-21, 11:17 AM #35

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

You of all people, Jep, should know how annoying and tasking real women are.

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2008-06-21, 11:38 AM #36

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

so this is what sega was working on instead of making their games playable

2008-06-21, 11:40 AM #37

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Hopefully they'll make the girl playable

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