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So, I'm a pro-wrestler...

2008-06-20, 2:35 PM #1

Outlaw Torn

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I'm stoked about my first real match. I've had one, but it doesn't really qualify because it was some backyard promotion. I plan to put the video on youtube. Should be decent. So, how many of you would be interested in seeing a Massassian in a wrestling match?

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-06-20, 2:39 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

WAHT YOU GONNA DO WHEN OUTLAW TORN OUTLAWS YOU

2008-06-20, 2:42 PM #3

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

Wear a speedo that has Massassi.net across it.

Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2008-06-20, 2:44 PM #4

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Soap opera man-ballet.

pass

2008-06-20, 2:48 PM #5

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

o_O

I seriously never expected this from a Massassian. Well, hopefully you'll get a lot of bucks.

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2008-06-20, 6:35 PM #6

Outlaw Torn

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Eh, not a whole lot. Mostly doing it for the fun of it. And who cares if its a bit of a manish soap opera? It still takes a lot out of you for a match.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-06-20, 6:37 PM #7

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Originally posted by Dark__Knight:

Wear a speedo that has Massassi.net across it.

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2008-06-20, 6:37 PM #8

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I imagine it pays better than stacking other people's mail too.

nope.

2008-06-20, 6:50 PM #9

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

want video!

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2008-06-20, 7:06 PM #10

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

I second the video and the Massassi costume.

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2008-06-20, 8:05 PM #11

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

hey thats awesome! congrats! and i am definitely in favor of a video!

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2008-06-20, 8:25 PM #12

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

Eh, not a whole lot. Mostly doing it for the fun of it. And who cares if its a bit of a manish soap opera? It still takes a lot out of you for a match.

I like how you cut the ballet part out like ballet isn't physically strenuous or anything.

2008-06-20, 8:54 PM #13

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

some of the guys i worked with did some local amateur wrestling... they tried to talk me into it... i thought about it but never seriously... doesn't sound like my type of thing to do...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-06-21, 11:12 AM #14

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I have a friend who's into professional wrestling. It's really actually kind of fun to go to. Like a really violent play. Especially when it's your buddy getting the snot kicked out of him.

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2008-06-21, 11:43 AM #15

Grismath

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Posts: 5,177

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

Eh, not a whole lot. Mostly doing it for the fun of it. And who cares if its a bit of a manish soap opera? It still takes a lot out of you for a match.

Or into you. In your butt.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-06-21, 11:43 AM #16

Grismath

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(Don't piledrive me, please. :eek:)

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-06-21, 1:19 PM #17

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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whats your finisher special move?

2008-06-21, 2:43 PM #18

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

What's your stage name?

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-06-21, 5:08 PM #19

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

Stage name is Fixxxer. I still gotta work on the gimmick, but I'm leaning towards a mafia type.

The finishing move is called the Quick Fixxx. Its a reverse Russian-Legsweep, as made famous by Kanyon. Shown here:

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-06-21, 6:50 PM #20

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Ehhh.... real wrestling is respectable, but that WWF WWE and whatever WWWWWWWWWW you can make are all too ridiculous for me.

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2008-06-21, 7:13 PM #21

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:

Stage name is Fixxxer.

Prepare for a lawsuit;

2008-06-21, 8:29 PM #22

Outlaw Torn

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Posts: 1,873

Well, they haven't sued me for Outlaw Torn.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-06-21, 8:32 PM #23

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

You aren't making any money off of being called Outlaw Torn.

2008-06-22, 5:41 PM #24

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

I know little to nothing about pro wrestling, so when I saw that Kanyon video, I thought that was you. :eek:

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-06-22, 6:08 PM #25

Malus

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Posts: 1,180

You should have named yourself after a better Metallica song, like "One" or "Master of Puppets." Not that those make for great stage names, but "Fixxxer" probably does not either.

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