You answered your own question... but I'll let you figure it out.


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I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Jeff is really Steve Irwin. Trust me. I know.

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http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/

Ooooh. That's gonna hurt come morning.


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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

Actually, I've noticed her posting more often sice you joined...

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"Look at me! I'm Tracer! BLAHBLAHBLAH!"

-MBeggar

yeah, i noticed that too...

You guys probably scared her away...

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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited August 10, 2004).]

awesome.

and also -


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[This message has been edited by mavispoo (edited August 10, 2004).]

Who wants to bet that when WoW finally goes retail, Gonk camps out for a fortnight only to find out that the latest copy protection scheme prevents him from playing the game when he gets it home?


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Run: forgetting passwords on a regular basis.

Just for the record, Jaiph, SAJN and Fade have some of the cruelest (but most amusing ) senses of humour I know - I love you all (especially Jaiph's "retreat" one - classic, simply classic! )

Cheer up Gonk - it could be worse: I mean, SAJN could be a beta tester for WoW.

...oh wait...

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX
"jackpot is an evil evil man... so evil, in fact, that he's awesome." - Seb

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

Zing!

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
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i some people who are in the beta. they say its awesome. like they play it 10 hours a day. im a EQ guy myself tho, so EQ II is what im waiting for.

"Cleveland, Ohio - March 18th 2005

Months ago, when the video game corporation blizzard was searching for candidates to participate in a private beta test of their upcoming MMORPG Worlds of Warcraft, one man was sadly pushed too far. Blizzard claimed they were looking for the best and brightest, those who could play the game, report and issues they felt needed to be improved, and assist the company in honing the game into a revolutionary gaming experience. Sadly, Blizzard was not looking for a young man known only as "Gonk". His alias taken from a leading character from the Star Wars series that can be described only as "black, beeping, walking toaster from hell", this relatively stable soul desired only two things: the loving affection of one Keira Knightley and a chance to participate in the WoW beta. He signed up when he opportunity came around, but Blizzard coldly shunned him. He was told he "did not have the makings of a real compu-champion". Hurt but not dismayed, Gonk continued his quest feverishly. He created online petitions, he spammed several internet messageboards and chatrooms, he even offered oral favors to numerous people he presumed would assist him in his quest (in nearly every case he was sadly mistaken, and his favors left him with nothing more than a dry mouth). He slowly descended into madness, a descent assisted by the loving, caring members of Massassi.net, often described as a George Broussard Worship Site/Shrine. Without access to WoW, and nothing more than a few papparrazi photos of a semi-nude Keira Knightley, Gonk became severely depressed. He began to experiment with illegal substances in conjunction with other online RPG's, but no amount of Dark Age of Camelot and black tar heroin could heal his wounds. He continued in this state for quite a while, when one day his fragile little mind finally broke. He walked into a sporting goods store, took a baseball bat off a shelf, and clubbed 87 year old Seymour Hoffman to death, screaming "I SUCCESSFULLY HIT YOU FOR 15 DAMAGE!" Authorities arrived on the scene and attempted to arrest Gonk, but he somehow escaped. He stole a '74 Dodge Dart and proceeded to drive it from state to state, searching for solace; there was none to be found. His wild, tormented journey ended when he rammed the car into an embankment at an impressive 35 MPH. He was found rocking back and forth in a fetal position beside the car mumbling something about "Defeating the evil Dreadlords". Brought to trial today, Gonk could barely stand as the judge remanded him to a state mental institution. The pain was simply too much for this young man to handle, and it cost him everything."

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"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."
-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[This message has been edited by Super S51 (edited August 10, 2004).]

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[This message has been edited by The_Mega_ZZTer (edited August 10, 2004).]

heeehehe

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S51 = winner.

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Quoted for truth.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer