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Things that make you fart
2008-06-28, 8:42 PM #1
  • Beans
  • Pizza
  • Eggs
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2008-06-28, 8:50 PM #2
BROCCCCCOOLIIIIII
Think while it's still legal.
2008-06-28, 9:02 PM #3
Beer makes me fart something wicked the next morning.
Pissed Off?
2008-06-28, 9:07 PM #4
Cabbage. Sometimes anything I eat too fast
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2008-06-28, 9:20 PM #5
Jim7

EDIT: I farted when I typed that, btw.
2008-06-28, 9:30 PM #6
thinking about Camp Anawanna
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-06-28, 9:36 PM #7
Jim just won the thread.
2008-06-28, 10:29 PM #8
Hamburger Helper. I can clear the whole basement after having it.
2008-06-28, 10:49 PM #9
Taco Bell.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-06-28, 10:52 PM #10
Dried fruit (apricots/etc).
woot!
2008-06-28, 11:02 PM #11
Oh, also like Avenger, beer is a good catalyst. A night involving copious amounts of draught beer at the bar is usually followed by a morning of horror in the bathroom.
2008-06-28, 11:11 PM #12
Apples, and high levels of protein
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"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-06-29, 12:08 AM #13
Salad.
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2008-06-29, 12:34 AM #14
Protein.
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2008-06-29, 1:12 AM #15
Ah, classic Massassi thread humor.

- Thread.
- Clever parody thread.
- Stupid, unfunny parody thread that kills what little joke there was. (this is where we are now)
- Three or more threads to beat the dead horse.
- Threads closed/deleted, and ban threats issued.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2008-06-29, 1:33 AM #16
You say that like this is the only forum where they do that kinda thing...
It's not, not by a long shot.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-06-29, 3:41 AM #17
I fart every day after dinner for about an hour. most enjoyable.

I dont know if it counts, but somtimes when i get really angry, i feel the overwhelming urge to take a dump. Usually on the item/person i'm angry with. :omg:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-06-29, 4:15 AM #18
mexicans foods
2008-06-29, 11:20 AM #19
orange juice
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

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