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In know everyone hates birthday threads

2008-06-29, 11:18 PM #1

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

But it's now officially my 21st birthday. If I'm going to make a birthday thread, it might as well be now.

To make this thread at least worth some entertainment value, here's an extremely unflattering picture of me more drunk than I ever hope to be again. Drinking's bad, kids. >.>

Happy Birthday, me!

Attachment: 19649/DRUNK.jpg (48,437 bytes)

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2008-06-29, 11:22 PM #2

Herr

Banned

Posts: 34

21? you make me feel old

2008-06-29, 11:32 PM #3

JLee

Murdered

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Happy birthday! I'd buy you a drink if you were closer..but this will have to do instead.

woot!

2008-06-30, 12:28 AM #4

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Happy 21st
He's perving at you!
Im looking your boobs as well!

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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-06-30, 12:33 AM #5

fishstickz

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Attachment: 19650/birthday.gif (56,554 bytes)

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2008-06-30, 12:42 AM #6

happydud

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Congratulations. You survived 21 years of assassination attempts. May your luck continue to hold.

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2008-06-30, 12:53 AM #7

lassev

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Congratulations. You survived 21 years of massassination attempts.

Have a good one, drunk or otherwise!

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2008-06-30, 1:16 AM #8

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

woot! happy birthday! :awesome:

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2008-06-30, 1:46 AM #9

JediNeo

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Posts: 1,044

Happy Birthday :XD:

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2008-06-30, 9:13 AM #10

Wolfy

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Happy birthday.

Yuuuuuuuup yup yup yup. :omg:

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2008-06-30, 9:56 AM #11

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Happy birthday.

2008-06-30, 2:24 PM #12

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

MANY HAPPY RETURNS UNCLICHE.

nope.

2008-06-30, 2:41 PM #13

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

HAPPY BIRD DAY

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2008-06-30, 2:45 PM #14

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Happy birthday. May your cake be filled with...nonsugar!

2008-06-30, 2:49 PM #15

Ford

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Posts: 4,265

Happy Birthday. enjoy drunkeness not too often.

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2008-06-30, 3:35 PM #16

Gebohq

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Merry Anniversary of Your Birth, drunkless. Erm, sugarless.

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2008-06-30, 3:47 PM #17

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Wasn't there another picture of you with some guy eyeing your boobage? Seems kinda like a trendy thing these days.

Happy birthday.

2008-06-30, 5:25 PM #18

MastaX

Registered User

Posts: 94

I can't even remember what I was doing when I was 21.

MastaX

2008-06-30, 5:33 PM #19

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

No, I think it was the same one - I posted it on the camho thread a year ago

Thanks guys!!

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.