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Awesome spam messages
2008-07-03, 1:27 PM #1
Post your own.
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一个大西瓜
2008-07-03, 1:38 PM #2
Can this be about PMs from this forum? Because I got few more from this gentleman.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/SPAM.jpg]
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2008-07-03, 2:41 PM #3
Unfortunately I do not have a screenshot of it, but I keep getting this one as the subject line:
"My what a stupid face you have there ajbill"

That's pretty mean.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2008-07-03, 9:50 PM #4
Originally posted by llibja:
"My what a stupid face you have there ajbill"


Haha, yeah. I keep getting that one in my GMAIL spam folder.

Strangely, it's not about me, but about you. :awesome:
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2008-07-03, 11:13 PM #5
One of the most unusualy worded penis enlargment emails said

"increase the size of your copulation organ."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2008-07-04, 12:34 PM #6
What's that from, Echoman?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-07-04, 12:42 PM #7
:master::master::master:
2008-07-05, 12:23 PM #8
Right now.

[http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3928/36909240hw5.jpg]
2008-07-05, 12:56 PM #9
I can't find it but the other day I got one labelled;

"NIPPLES! Why men got them."
nope.
2008-07-05, 1:40 PM #10
I got that same Grow a kangaroo in 2 weeks
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-07-05, 2:13 PM #11
This one is awesome only because it was somehow missed by gmail's spam filter (which is usually pretty good):

"gkgia ytmkbkiv Soma, Meridia and More zaexbfzwfdqpzlgzbrrr alarwjgdblbhkutxpons hhhpchlkuokguakvpmtm"
Stuff
2008-07-05, 2:53 PM #12
[http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/5517/justroflxm1.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-07-05, 5:14 PM #13
Onimusha that's awesome.
2008-07-05, 5:31 PM #14
Yeah, its actually from about 2 years ago before they revamped hotmail into "windows live". I saved it knowing I might not ever laugh as hard at a piece of junk mail again.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-07-05, 5:50 PM #15
I just checked and I have the ugly face one too.
2008-07-07, 11:44 AM #16
I forget the exact wording of one that I got, but it was something along the lines of "I wanted to give someone an STD".
2008-07-07, 12:04 PM #17
This thread has made me laugh.

I have gotten spam for stuff like "increase your manhood 6+ inches" or something like that.

But messages like the ones above...no, nothing that funny that I can remember.
2008-07-07, 5:00 PM #18
I just gone one with the subject "ENHANCE YOUR MAGICAL HORN!"
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2008-07-07, 5:13 PM #19
i dont get spam on anything but my gmail, and i haven't checked that in ages
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-07-07, 5:30 PM #20
Hahaha, I got one titled "Sperms of endearment"!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-07-08, 12:01 AM #21
[http://xfireplus.com/jing/2008-07-08_0002.png]

WTF?
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2008-07-08, 12:22 AM #22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR6b-kWncI4
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-07-19, 9:21 AM #23
Just got this one this morning.



[http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5272/48987281qg7.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-07-20, 11:49 AM #24
I had one tell me that I was on a mafia blacklist today.
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2008-07-20, 1:57 PM #25
I never get spam emails any more...but I've seen emails posted online with awful spelling that say stuff like "Thicken ur DICCKY".
2008-07-22, 3:27 AM #26
I don't want to become unsociable.
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