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Imagine Dick Cheney v.s. George Bush...in mechs

2008-07-06, 4:32 PM #1

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

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"Yeah! Suck on my missile punch!"

"Believe your justice."

Gameplay video

This X-Box game is seriously for real. The plot "revolves around a fictitious President of the United States named Michael Wilson. Using a suit of powered armor, he battles forces who have taken over his country in a coup d'état, including his arch nemesis, Vice President Richard Hawk."

The funny thing about this game is that it's actually pretty decent according to some reviews I read. It's also ironic since was made by the Japanese and it was never released in America. Why? Well this YouTube comment sums it up nicely.

Quote:

Real reason this was never licensed for US release: it'd give every president a inferiority complex until Air Force One turns into a freaking Gundam.

2008-07-06, 4:52 PM #2

I am the Stig

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Youtube comments never tell the truth!

Also, the voice acting is blehhh

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-07-06, 7:25 PM #3

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

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Because I'm the President of the United States!

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2008-07-06, 7:28 PM #4

Michael MacFarlane

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This is truly remarkable.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-07-06, 7:47 PM #5

The Ego Has Landed

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That's an iron clad battle tactic. Nice shooting Mr President, but there's many a slip between the cup and the lip.

2008-07-07, 1:51 AM #6

Recusant

Prefered by 80% of Doctors

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Bush should answer his last question in office like that:

"and the reason is I'm the president of this great United States of America. YeeeeeeeAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

2008-07-07, 6:43 PM #7

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

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The overtop voice acting adds to the game's flavor. This is arguably one of the most patriotic game ever created.

2008-07-07, 8:09 PM #8

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Originally posted by Cloud:

The overtop voice acting adds to the game's flavor. This is arguably one of the most patriotic game ever created.

Not enough flags though. I'd say the mechs wear cloaks of American flags.

2008-07-07, 9:46 PM #9

The Ego Has Landed

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Is it still patriotic if it's made by the Japanese?

2008-07-07, 10:19 PM #10

Michael MacFarlane

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Of course it is. Deep down, everyone wants to be American. :colbert:

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-07-08, 12:55 PM #11

Commander 598

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Originally posted by Anovis:

Not enough flags though. I'd say the mechs wear cloaks of American flags.

I'm sure Bandai/Sunrise has a copyright on cloaked mechs.

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2008-07-08, 4:31 PM #12

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

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Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

Of course it is. Deep down, everyone wants to be American. :colbert:

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2008-07-10, 8:51 AM #13

UltimatePotato

Seniority Complex

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Oh, I LOLed

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