<Kedri> The Great Spandex Debacle of 2002
<Deth> The Great Kedri Revolution of 2024
<Deth> i wait in anticipation
<Kedri> mark your calendars, folks
<Kedri> wait a minute...
* Kedri does some math
<Deth> wait Kedri . . .
<Deth> you'll be like 85
<Kedri> I'll be in my 40's by then
<Deth> ok, The Great Kedri Revolution of 2006
<Kedri> dayammmmm
<Cazor|HW> ok, bbk
<Temperamental69> you're an old man =P
<Cazor|HW> BBL
<Kedri> that's freakin spooky
<Cazor|HW> BBC
<Cazor|HW> YES
<Kedri> yeah 2006 sounds better
<Deth> the British Broadcasting Company
<Kedri> I don't plan to live to see 30, anyway
<Deth> which Kedri will commandeer with paramilitary troops
<Deth> in the Great Kedri Revolution
<Deth> of 2006
<Kedri> right.
<Deth> after which, the entirety of Great Britain will be subjected to his antics and comedy sketches, interspersed with nonsensical tirades (which will be mostly jibberish)
<Deth> then, the populace will go mad as their minds are freed one by one
<Kedri> not unlike british comedy in its current form
<Deth> then a sniper takes Kedri out
<Deth> Natalie Portman goes on a nationwide search for a new full-time latin Lover
<Kedri> man, that's, like, armageddon
<Kedri> when I check out, you might as well pack your bags, 'cause it's all going down the pipes after that
<Kedri> Number of metaphors mixed: 3
<Deth> see? THAT'S the kind of thing that'll be on KedriTV
<GuNbOy> Im getting Tivo for this.