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Biggest Star Wars Bloopers
2008-07-18, 9:54 PM #1
I know we all have those little moments in our head that kinda make ya go, "what if that rebel pilot was climbing into his fighter and his flight suit split up the seams?" So lets see what goes through your mind?

few rules:

- list the movie and scene when applicable.
- name the character.
- and just in case its vague humor, please explain.

lets see where it goes.

Episode 6, the scene where Vader has lukes saber and is twisiting it around in his hands.
Vader: So i see you have constructed a new light. . (batteries fall out)

kinds cheesy i know, but hey, it could happen ~_^
THE GUNDAM PROJECT
2008-07-18, 9:56 PM #2
What?

Stormtrooper hitting his head on the door.
2008-07-18, 9:59 PM #3
episodes 1-3
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2008-07-18, 10:11 PM #4
Come on Vince, thats a common one1 And we all know Jango banged his head in EP2. Use your imagination! Its a WHAT IF idea!

Dark J, thats slightly true. EP3 was good, but only in the aspects of the saber fights. Come on, Anakin VS Obi-Wan rocked!
THE GUNDAM PROJECT
2008-07-18, 10:24 PM #5
Oh, what if.

What if you could see through the A-Wing cockpit in the Battle of Hoth?
2008-07-18, 10:49 PM #6
What if Vader handn't blocked Han's blaster shot in ESB?
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2008-07-18, 11:13 PM #7
wow you people have no imagination. lol. Free, thats a good question. What WOULD happen? come on, details details. Would he now have a nifty little hole in his hand to help him shoot pool? Lol. wow, for a bunch of modders and editors imagination is really lacking.............................................................................................
THE GUNDAM PROJECT
2008-07-18, 11:16 PM #8
what is darth vader was actually lukes mother not his father and he had lady parts this is plausible because christian haydensen pouted all the time
2008-07-18, 11:20 PM #9
what if han was gay for lando and luke never learned leia was his sister?


inbred redneck jedi... man someone could totally run with that concept

better yet... what if star wars never existed... then among other things this stupid thread would never have existed
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-07-18, 11:33 PM #10
I could totally see Han being gay.

Yeah.... oh yeah...
2008-07-19, 1:05 AM #11
"Cause I'm kinda like Han Solo, always stroking my own wookie."
2008-07-19, 4:50 AM #12
What if this thread was less stupid?
2008-07-19, 8:39 AM #13
What if George Lucas never created Star Wars...:psyduck:
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

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2008-07-19, 9:12 AM #14
What if kyle katarn was gay?



oh wait..
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2008-07-19, 9:39 AM #15
I'd love to have seen Ackbar having a fight with his command chair (like Mike Myers did in Goldmember)

Or that A-Wing hitting the bridge window and just rebounding off.
2008-07-19, 10:16 AM #16
Originally posted by The_Reafis:
I'd love to have seen Ackbar having a fight with his command chair (like Mike Myers did in Goldmember)


it was the spy who shagged me... not goldmember
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-07-19, 10:35 AM #17
There's already a whole website dedicated to this. They're more nerdy than we are.
2008-07-19, 10:45 AM #18
What if this was actually a worthwhile thread
2008-07-19, 12:44 PM #19
What if Rob wasn't a troll?
2008-07-19, 1:01 PM #20
i always thought it would be funny if that officier in ESB who goes into vader's chamber in the SSD got his butt stuck in the closing doors..
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2008-07-19, 1:58 PM #21
What if dog was spelled c-a-t?
2008-07-19, 3:14 PM #22
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US.
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2008-07-19, 8:50 PM #23
JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US.
2008-07-19, 9:08 PM #24
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS
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2008-07-19, 9:11 PM #25
TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY HOME
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-07-19, 11:22 PM #26
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY HOME
2008-07-20, 1:13 AM #27
this thread is ok.
2008-07-20, 1:31 AM #28
Slave Leia nip-slip.
2008-07-20, 4:01 AM #29
Ahh yeah my bad it was the second film.

Anything remotely sadistic happening to Jar Jar would make a good blooper.
2008-07-20, 12:09 PM #30
What if I finished typing my
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2008-07-20, 3:05 PM #31
what if landfish
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2008-07-20, 3:37 PM #32
What if Jar Jar was a worthy addition to the star wars universe and an integral part of the storyline.
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2008-07-20, 5:32 PM #33
What if ragna hadn't broken our combo like the ******* he is. :argh:
2008-07-21, 3:29 AM #34
what if vader wore pink panties under that sexy black robe
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2008-07-21, 6:24 AM #35
What if, when Luke uncovered Vader's face in RotJ, it would have turned out to be Mr. T's? This would create a paradox because he's black!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-07-21, 7:19 AM #36
I pity da foo who don't have no faith!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-07-21, 7:29 AM #37
What if Obi-Wan and Anakin had fallen in love?
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2008-07-21, 5:25 PM #38
They didn't?
2008-07-21, 5:27 PM #39
Greatest thread of 2008 right here.
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2008-07-21, 5:28 PM #40
Originally posted by Fardreamer:
what if vader wore pink panties under that sexy black robe


Eh, close.
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