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Post your ABSOLUTE position in all of existance
2004-08-10, 9:17 AM #1
My position is:

God >> God's hand >> Universe >> Milky Way >> Alpha Quadrant >> Solar System >> Earth >> North America >> USA >> California >> Riverside County >> Riverside >> Woodcrest Community >> Trisha Way >> House # 16385 >> My bedroom >> My Chair (in front of computer)

You might be asking... WTF was the purpose of posting this? Answer... because I'm bored [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

-- SavageX



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"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
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The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-08-10, 9:19 AM #2
Yay! Now we have your exact address!

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2004-08-10, 9:20 AM #3
Pants > Cheese > Toast > Your Mom > A house > Me?

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2004-08-10, 9:20 AM #4
there is no prof that i, or even you, or anyone you have/will ever meet, actully exists.

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2004-08-10, 9:23 AM #5
Poot> Sex

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2004-08-10, 9:40 AM #6
>Way out there > Out there > there > somewhere> WESTSIDE!!!!!!! > here > right here > on the thing > next to that other thing.

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Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-10, 9:49 AM #7
universe>planet>house>room>chair

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-08-10, 9:53 AM #8
Since when is the universe located inside god's hand?

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Have a good one,
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2004-08-10, 10:19 AM #9
somewhere on the planet K-Pax.

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2004-08-10, 10:19 AM #10
How are you guys so sure that we even exist?

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2004-08-10, 10:20 AM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Since when is the universe located inside god's hand?

</font>


Well, it is said somewhere in the Bible (I forget where) that God is so gigantic that he could hold the entire universe bewteen his thumb and his forefinger. That's pretty freaking huge if you ask me. I decided to use the description just to make my "absolute" position seem more "absolute". I of course am doing all this in tongue-and-cheek so don't think too much about what I just said and turn it into a stupid religious debate.

-- SavageX

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"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
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2004-08-10, 10:28 AM #12
Since everything is moving, there is nothing to relate my position to, therefore it is impossible for me to describe my exact and absolute position. NEXT QUESTION PLEASE.

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-08-10, 10:30 AM #13
THANKS A LOT HEISENBURG!
2004-08-10, 10:35 AM #14
Heaven > Hell > In Between > Dark > Light > High > Low > Um... my house.

I'm confused.

[This message has been edited by Zell (edited August 10, 2004).]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-10, 11:00 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
Milky Way >> Alpha Quadrant >> Solar System </font>


Geek...


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
there is no prof that i, or even you, or anyone you have/will ever meet, actully exists.</font>


and u be quiet.
What? I cant be rude to someone who dont exist?
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2004-08-10, 11:00 AM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hebedee:
THANKS A LOT HEISENBURG!</font>

Are you implying that Correction is so small that Newtonian physics no longer apply to him?

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2004-08-10, 11:11 AM #17
On a cosmic scale, yes. You can not determine both Correction's velocity and position when trying to keep into account all of everything. Just as you can not both see me coming, and watch as I kill you.

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2004-08-10, 11:15 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SavageX378:
My position is:

God >> God's hand >> Universe >> Milky Way >> Alpha Quadrant >> Solar System >> Earth >> North America >> USA >> California >> Riverside County >> Riverside >> Woodcrest Community >> Trisha Way >> House # 16385 >> My bedroom >> My Chair (in front of computer)</font>
Ironically, this is a relative position, not an absolute.

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
Massassi's cuttin' into my free time, man.
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness
Worship Examples - Christians' love for God should be seen and heard, not merely talked about. It is through actions that one is determined to be Christian, not through words. Words (and thoughts, as well) deceive even one's own self, but the heart speaks truth.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-10, 11:51 AM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
geek...</font>


LOL... I only knew that bit of knowledge from Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force. Its not like I started opening science books and reading up about it. I be damned if I ever opened a science book without it being school related!

-- SavageX

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"...and if you don't like that, then you need to be slugged in the face repeatedly, until my hands are soaked in blood. Have a nice day!"
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The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2004-08-10, 12:03 PM #20
Well that's obvious now since the "alpha quadrant" only exists inside the star trek universe :P

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2004-08-10, 12:41 PM #21
Multiverse > * > me > the rest

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-08-10, 12:51 PM #22
ME >> My hand >> Universe >> Milky Way >> Solar System >> Earth >> North America >> BOB >> California >> Riverside County >> Riverside >> Woodcrest Community >> Trisha Way >> House # 16385 >> Savagex's bedroom >> Savagex's Chair (in front of computer)

You heard me, im god so i've renamed the USA BOB!



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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
nope.
2004-08-10, 1:16 PM #23
Wait- not only are you in the universe you are out side of it?
2004-08-10, 2:11 PM #24
Relative:
The Multiverse > The Disc > Ankh-Morpork > The Whorepit > near the peach tree


Absolute:
spacial cords 10353523.5435 by 4364334646.4548 by 984327544.0983.


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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!

[This message has been edited by GBK (edited August 10, 2004).]
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-10, 2:17 PM #25
i've relocated.

my position is now at the bottom of an empty bottle of spirits.

most people dont like seeing me like this, but its fun nontheless.

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke ^__^

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-08-10, 2:36 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Relative:
The Multiverse > The Disc > Ankh-Morkpork > The Whorepit > near the peach tree


Absolute:
spacial cords 10353523.5435 by 4364334646.4548 by 984327544.0983.


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


Those spacial coords are still relative to something...

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-08-10, 2:39 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Those spacial coords are still relative to something...</font>


Aye. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-10, 3:03 PM #28
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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-08-10, 3:33 PM #29
right here

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2004-08-10, 3:37 PM #30
The internet > irc.holonet.org > #teapot

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2004-08-10, 4:18 PM #31
Spooning.

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2004-08-10, 6:47 PM #32
Not the EastSide >> No >> Not the WestSide >> Not the SouthSide >> No >> Not the NorthSide >> No >> It's The Dark Side

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2004-08-10, 7:16 PM #33
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2004-08-10, 8:11 PM #34
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2004-08-10, 8:14 PM #35
This universe > This planet > My house

Ding.

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2004-08-10, 8:16 PM #36
and where exactly is god standing?

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2004-08-10, 8:31 PM #37
I am Here. all else is relative.



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2004-08-11, 1:37 AM #38
Galileo was lying.

I am so close to the existential origin (0,0,0), I could built a machine to dig so deep into the earth it would jump-start the earth's magnetic field after it was destroyed by a weather control device!
2004-08-11, 1:51 AM #39
Multiverse -> This dimension -> Some unknown section -> The Virgo Supercluster -> The Local Group -> The Milky Way -> The Orion Arm -> The Sol System -> Terra -> Europe -> The UK -> England -> Kent -> Medway -> ******* -> ******** -> ******* Drive -> #** -> Front Room -> In a swivelly chair.

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2004-08-11, 3:28 AM #40
Multiverse -> One of the other universes. You know, the nicest one -> the Virgo Supercluster -> Andromeda cluster -> Milky Way Galaxy (*snicker*) -> Orion Arm -> Sol System -> Sol III -> Inner Core -> Secret Underground Lair of the Dark Lord Jon`C.

[This message has been edited by Jon`C (edited August 11, 2004).]
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