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Did you know..
2008-07-21, 9:05 AM #1
..that you can become a "Certified Lego Professional".

Because apparently this guy is:
http://seankenney.com/
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-07-21, 9:07 AM #2
I too want to spend the rest of my life doing what I really love. Lucky *******. :(
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2008-07-21, 9:30 AM #3
Is he also a "Certified Professional Virgin?"
2008-07-21, 9:34 AM #4
Rob is just jealous that he doesn't get paid more to stack rectangular shaped objects like he does. :v:
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2008-07-21, 9:51 AM #5
Hahahaha Echoman wins so much
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-21, 9:53 AM #6
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Rob is just jealous that he doesn't get paid more to stack rectangular shaped objects like he does. :v:


High pay < being able to say you aren't a virgin with a straight face
2008-07-21, 10:09 AM #7
Originally posted by Rob:
High pay < being able to say you aren't a virgin with a straight face


thats what poor people say but the point is moot. generally, high pay leads to, among other things, pussy.
2008-07-21, 10:37 AM #8
He could afford it if nothing else
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-07-21, 10:58 AM #9
Originally posted by ragna:
thats what poor people say but the point is moot. generally, high pay leads to, among other things, pussy.


^ Thats what captain silverspoon says
2008-07-21, 11:06 AM #10
Originally posted by Deadman:
He could afford it if nothing else


so would that be "Certified LEGO Professional" visiting a "Certified Fornication Professional"

or just guy who gets paid for playing with legos visiting rob's mom?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-07-21, 11:08 AM #11
Certified my ***

The only thing you need to be a certified fornification professional is a cheek to have the imprint of a ring to be left after being back handed.

Or be ur mom.
2008-07-21, 11:09 AM #12
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
so would that be "Certified LEGO Professional" visiting a "Certified Fornication Professional"


Not when he can build himself a woman!
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2008-07-21, 11:11 AM #13
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Not when he can build himself a woman!


Could you imagine getting a corner block crammed into your peehole.
2008-07-21, 11:12 AM #14
Originally posted by Rob:
Or be ur mom.


i already used a your mom on you to use a your mom as a comeback is pure fail

you should know that.. it's in the offensive ****** handbook... page 392 :p
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-07-21, 12:00 PM #15
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Rob is just jealous that he doesn't get paid more to stack rectangular shaped objects like he does. :v:


<3
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-07-21, 12:03 PM #16
Originally posted by Rob:
Is he also a "Certified Professional Virgin?"


I'd rather get paid more, be a virgin, and play with legos rather than getting paid less, be a virgin, and work for UPS.
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2008-07-21, 12:18 PM #17
Get back on topic before I start banning.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-21, 12:18 PM #18
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Rob is just jealous that he doesn't get paid more to stack rectangular shaped objects like he does. :v:


So win.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-07-21, 1:59 PM #19
Dear god this thread delivers from about 5 ways.

I love you all. :v:
2008-07-21, 2:03 PM #20
Even though I hate UPS, having worked for that craphole company. Truth is truth. You + UPS = Money =
[hi im dumb]
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-07-21, 2:18 PM #21
Woah, a UPS delivery girl holding my package.
2008-07-21, 2:23 PM #22
Originally posted by Anovis:
Woah, a UPS delivery girl holding my package.


Too bad you can never deliver.


..
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2008-07-21, 2:44 PM #23
Originally posted by mb:
Get back on topic before I start banning.


:colbert:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-21, 2:50 PM #24
Wow that got edited? I've seen far worse pictures than that on here in the hot actress threads.
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2008-07-21, 2:56 PM #25
No it got edited because I told people to stay on topic and you blatantly disregarded me.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-21, 3:04 PM #26
Theres bans for going off topic now? Theres a sure sign of a doomed forum
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-07-21, 3:11 PM #27
There are also bans for being fat AND mb. gonna ban myself now bbl
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-21, 3:12 PM #28
Way to go mb, now I have no idea what the original topic is about. Let's all discuss why mb shouldn't have edited that message. :P
2008-07-21, 3:24 PM #29
God damn it mb, stay on topic
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-07-21, 4:05 PM #30
No seriously...what is this thread about?
2008-07-21, 4:08 PM #31
Originally posted by mb:
:colbert:


Fascist.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-07-21, 4:10 PM #32
Originally posted by Anovis:
No seriously...what is this thread about?


Virgins and boxes.
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2008-07-21, 4:44 PM #33
I know my lifes calling now. To be certified in the building and engineering of Danish toys.
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2008-07-21, 9:04 PM #34
ITT: rob defends his virgin status :x
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2008-07-21, 10:44 PM #35
Originally posted by Rob:
Is he also a "Certified Professional Virgin?"


Well, he doesn't look geeky, and most girls worth dating would think that that was really cool. Plus he gets paid well. I'm guessing he'll have better luck on that front that you ever will.
2008-07-22, 12:08 AM #36
Also, he's married.

Bugger, that's not funny. :(

Forget I said that!
2008-07-22, 5:07 AM #37
He's also got kids.

He could have adopted, but, they kinda look like him.

(Rob is an idiot.)
2008-07-22, 1:09 PM #38
what the hell happened in here
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-07-22, 1:18 PM #39
mb turned into a topic nazi.
2008-07-22, 8:58 PM #40
I wonder if he has a program that converts an image into a blueprint for making the models.
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