Okay, here's the skinny: so a while back I made this JK mod called dark fist. John Woo came up to me the other day and told he he'd love to make it into a movie, and will give me half of a stale ham sandwich for the rights. He says the ideas it contains are amazingly fresh and well thought out, and he'd love to try his hands at some sort of action movie involving asian people (a completely diversion from his usual genre's of interpretive dance and 18th century styled british romance). Now, I'm hungry, and I want that sandwich, but I'm pretty sure if I keep the rights I could sell them to id Software. I mean the way I took advantage of JK's graphics to produce astounding eye-candy like that, who could turn me down. I'm at a loss for what to do, and time is running out. God knows that sandwich won't last forever. Can anyone help me?

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"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip."
-Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

GO FOR IT. HE WHO HESITATES LOSES OUT.

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give spe money.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

Thief.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Man, get yourself a lawyer and do it fast. This Woo guy might be trying to scam you and you may end up having to give him not only a half, but a FULL stale ham sandwich.

I'd take the half of a stale ham sandwich. You're young, there's so much you could do with that half of a stale ham sandwich.

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.

I suggest using lawyers in this situation. Or give them Neil!

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (or something of this matter. Just smile.)

[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited August 09, 2004).]

I don't know... does this ham sandwich come with cheese?

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Video games are a conduit for the soul. They expand our lives, channel our imagination, test our skillz. Games exist as a channel for the boundless energy of people all over the world. -Largo

After taxes you'll only end up with 2 slices of bread, a couple asians, and some mayo.

JediKirby

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.

I at least deserve a slice of ham, i DID make the original melee system you know :-P


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He came up to you? His people didn't call your people? That means something big!

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Might I suggest taking a long hard... wait, I'd better not give any advice, at least, not until someone pays me a million dollars for it.

JediKirby

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.

He's lying. John Woo would never make an action film.

I agree.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

I agree with Septic.

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.

Uh, yeah, I can cut the jealousy in here with a knife. Can we tone down the level of jackassedness in here, please?

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

[.....NO]



[This message has been edited by Jaiph (edited August 09, 2004).]

And the point to this thread is....?

Close this now, and I will give you an ENTIRE stale ham sandwich. WITH EXTRA HAM AND SPECIAL SAUCE.

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?

Wow, some people probably don't understand sarcasm, nor have a sense of humor.

JediKirby

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.

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O_o

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*landfish 'splodes*
7 of 14

wtf??

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (or something of this matter. Just smile.)

Oh, jesus christ.

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Check out my deviantART gallery.

the pickle hugging dude looks pregnant.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

I LOEV U ALL

<3

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*landfish 'splodes*
7 of 14

The satirical nature of this thread is excellent.

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what the s***

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Occassional dropper-inner. Following the rhythm, drunk by the music.

Uhh, back OT this guy is askingfor help, not giant pickle pics... Dude get your self a lawier now. Ask him what to do.

Hold out for another sandwich.

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Wisdom is the correct application of knowledge.

I feel that everyone here is really smart or really good internet actors. You're all such a nice diddly crowd of entertainers.

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

That picture actually made me laugh out loud. I must be really tired...

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gree gree.

spiral will hate you

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

This thread made my day. Thanks.


Also, take the sandwhich and run.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!

Obi, I really hope you're just bad with sarcasm.

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Some of you should learn to think a bit and discover - *gasp* - that someone can dislike Michael Moore, Kerry, and Bush!
-Wolfy

This should help:

"The sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!" - Dr. Zoidberg

[This message has been edited by Dylan (edited August 09, 2004).]

I agree with kirby.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

He's not.

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

Probably.

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

I agree with flexor, kirby, and septic

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.