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Golf
2008-07-25, 10:50 AM #1
Fun?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-25, 10:51 AM #2
It's just an excuse to drink during the day.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
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2008-07-25, 11:22 AM #3
I love golf. I suck, but I love it.
Warhead[97]
2008-07-25, 11:33 AM #4
Fun.

Boring to watch though.
nope.
2008-07-25, 11:37 AM #5
I'm not any good at it, but I enjoy playing it.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-07-25, 11:49 AM #6
It's fun! Either I'm really good (first swing ever - hole in one) or really, really horrible (second swing - I broke the club and was told I couldn't play on that course anymore :/ )
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2008-07-25, 12:07 PM #7
Originally posted by fishstickz:
It's just an excuse to drive drunk during the day.


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2008-07-25, 12:57 PM #8
^ lmao
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2008-07-25, 1:11 PM #9
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
It's fun! Either I'm really good (first swing ever - hole in one) or really, really horrible (second swing - I broke the club and was told I couldn't play on that course anymore :/ )


Haha!
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2008-07-25, 1:16 PM #10
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2008-07-25, 1:32 PM #11
BORRRRR RRRRINNNNGGGG :smith:
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2008-07-26, 12:35 AM #12
Mini Golf is fun, Wii Sports Golf is fun.
Actual golf bores the hell out of me
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2008-07-26, 1:33 AM #13
Golf is awesome fun. Although the only golf I play is when friends and I head down to the beach and tee off into the ocean.
2008-07-26, 1:38 AM #14
Originally posted by Jin:
Golf is awesome fun. Although the only golf I play is when friends and I head down to the beach and tee off into the ocean.


That's possibly the most pointless thing I've ever heard
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2008-07-26, 1:41 AM #15
It's all fun and games until you murder a dolphin in the head with a golf ball.
2008-07-26, 2:36 AM #16
I think it looks fun - I know loads of people who play.

I bet I'd suck plums at it though
2008-07-26, 3:57 AM #17
Originally posted by Deadman:
That's possibly the most pointless thing I've ever heard

It's not supposed to have a point. It's just supposed to be fun.

you're such an old man sometimes, jeez.
2008-07-27, 3:31 AM #18
Having fun is a point.
My point is, I don't see any point at all to that, including fun.
Just sounds boring and stupid to me.
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2008-07-27, 3:48 AM #19
How's it different from going down the driving range? Hitting the balls in the 'sweet spot' is (I hear from colleagues) very satisfying.
2008-07-27, 12:10 PM #20
It's very fun to play, hard to learn, and painful to watch.
2008-07-27, 7:47 PM #21
Originally posted by Martyn:
Hitting the balls in the 'sweet spot' is (I hear from colleagues) very satisfying.


You'd have to ask Vinnie about that.
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2008-07-27, 8:11 PM #22
I was actually going to go tomorrow but I have to work...... theres always next week *sigh*
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2008-07-28, 2:25 AM #23
I would enjoy golf if there weren't people waiting behind me.
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2008-07-28, 2:30 AM #24
Originally posted by Spook:
I would enjoy golf if there weren't people waiting behind me.
This, and it's boring to watch (and to play if you suck at it). But I can see how it could be great fun with a little skill. (The fact that it's considered a sport amazes me, but then trampoline jumping is a sport as well so who am I to judge)
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2008-07-28, 6:29 AM #25
Originally posted by Spook:
I would enjoy golf if there weren't people waiting behind me.


Play faster or go out last.
nope.
2008-07-28, 6:41 AM #26
I caddied for about a summer and a half. Maybe thats why I have a great distaste for the game >_>
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-07-28, 8:17 PM #27
Driving range = fun.
Golf = not so fun.
Put Put golf also = fun.
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2008-07-29, 6:22 AM #28
So wait, you like the long game, you like the short game, but you don't like both of them combined?
nope.
2008-07-29, 6:30 AM #29
Putt putt golf and putting in golf are two very different things.
Now if they managed to combine the two... that could be interesting.
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2008-07-29, 6:45 AM #30
What the hell is putt putt golf?

:confused:
nope.
2008-07-29, 6:46 AM #31
Another name for mini-golf
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2008-07-29, 7:41 AM #32
Originally posted by Martyn:
How's it different from going down the driving range? Hitting the balls in the 'sweet spot' is (I hear from colleagues) very satisfying.

It is. You know when you've hit a good shot when you can hear that loud ping and almost feel nothing in the club.

I can drive 260 - 275 yds when it all comes together. I have a 9.5°. Hard as hell to hit but when you do hit it, maaaan is it sweet.
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2008-07-29, 8:48 AM #33
My drive is inconsistent, but the worst parts of golf for me now are my second shot from the fairway (or even worse from the rough) on a Par 4 or 5 when I have to try to make a good shot with a 3-4 iron or fairway driver... I seem to completely mess the shot up and roll the ball 10 feet in front of me most of the time...

OR putting. I tend to 3 putt almost every time, but I was getting a bit better during my last outing. Still getting a feel for how a green breaks... mini golf is no indication of what real putting is like.

For some reason. Approach shots are very fun, and I love chipping.

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