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2008-07-30, 2:51 AM #1

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

What is your automatic, first reaction to the following situations/emotions: (feel free to add some, or respond with non-curses)

Pain:
F***!

Surprise/Offense:
Jesus Christ!
What the f***!?

Angry:
God dammit!

Angry at someone:
Mother****ing c**ksucker!

Exasperated:
Son of a *****

Mistake:
S***

Happiness:
Holy f***! s***f***!

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2008-07-30, 3:12 AM #2

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

pain:
f**/motherf***

surprise/exasperation:
jesus christ

angry at self/mistake:
f***/s***/god dammit

Not very creative is it... wish I had Captain Haddock's vocabulary

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Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-07-30, 3:13 AM #3

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

Posts: 2,865

****, ****, ****, douchebag, ****, ****, and I would not curse happiness.

Just for fun, I hope anyone who evades the filter in this thread gets banned.

"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2008-07-30, 3:19 AM #4

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

f*** for everything pretty much

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-07-30, 3:30 AM #5

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I use "jesus ****ing christ" relatively often. It just flows so nicely.

Stuff

2008-07-30, 4:35 AM #6

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Pain:
Ohyebastart.

Surprise/Offense:
****ing hell!

Angry:
****ing hell!

Angry at someone:
****.

Exasperated:
Jesus!

Mistake:
Ohyebastart.

Happiness:
Wow.

nope.

2008-07-30, 4:59 AM #7

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I think for me, everything boils down to some variation of fornication.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2008-07-30, 10:13 AM #8

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

I actually use the word C U Next Tuesday as an exclamitory quite often.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-07-30, 10:13 AM #9

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Pain:
Ow, dammit!

Surprise:
Holy f***!
S***!

Offense:
What the f***?

Angry:
S*** f*** damn.

Angry at someone:
Dammit, (name)!

Exasperated:
Oh, for f***'s sake.

Happiness:
Oh hell yes!

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-07-30, 10:44 AM #10

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

**** **** c**k smoking **** ***** *** h*

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2008-07-30, 11:05 AM #11

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Pain:
Ow!

Surprise/Offense:
WTF?

Angry:
URGH

Angry at someone:
...

Exasperated:
Le sigh

Mistake:
Oops

Happiness:
Squeee!

2008-07-30, 11:32 AM #12

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Pain: Unintelligible grunts, D'oh!

Surprise/Offense: Varies / Doesn't happen enough to have regular response.

Angry: In the car, "Die in a fire!", Homework, bitter mumbling. If people are around, I do my best not to react.

Mistake: D'oh, or dammit!

2008-07-30, 11:45 AM #13

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

Pain:
FFFFFFFFF****

Surprise/Offense:
Jesus f***ing Christ

Angry:
F*** this

Angry at someone:
f***ing c***

Exasperated:
Oh my God.
Jesusssss Christ

Mistake:
Awww f***in' s***

Happiness:
Oh my God.

2008-07-30, 12:06 PM #14

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Pain:
Perkele!

Surprise/Offense:
Perkele!

Angry:
Perkele!

Angry at someone:
Perkele!

Exasperated:
Perkele!

Mistake:
Perkele!

Happiness:
Perkele!

2008-07-30, 12:30 PM #15

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Pain: definitely dammit or *********

Surprise/Offense: holy ****!

Angry: ********* you mother****ing piece of ****!

Angry at someone: Can't remember the last time I swore at someone, if ever.

Exasperated: A worthless emotion.

Mistake: if I make a mistake I get angry.

Happiness: What's that...?

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-07-30, 1:29 PM #16

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

at work i tend to replace words with others

like "Fudge", or "son of a biscuit".

i say bloody hell alot.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2008-07-30, 4:24 PM #17

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I use combinations of ****, ****, slut, dick, cock, and various animals often.

For instance:

Elephant ****licker!
Dickslut!
Slutdick!
Dick****!
********ter!
Horse dick****ting cockslut!
Slutbox!
Mother ******** horse slutsucking son of a ****dick! (I just made this one up right now but it sounds like something I would say)

一个大西瓜

2008-07-30, 4:36 PM #18

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Pommy wins. :colbert:

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-07-30, 5:23 PM #19

ORJ_JoS

Custom Title DENIED

Posts: 3,265

We Dutch tend to swear with diseases. I'll try to translate.

Pain:
GOD CANCER CHOLERA!

Surprise/Offense:
TYPHUS!

Angry:
JESUS JERUSALEM-CANCER TYPHUS MESS!

Angry at someone:

DIE FROM CHOLERA YOU GOD-FORGOTTEN GRAVE CANCER VICTIM / TYPHUS WHORE!

or something like: ROT IN YOUR CANCER GRAVE YOU ****-FACED TUBERCULOSIS MONGOLOID. etc. etc.

Exasperated:

God cholera...

Mistake:
CANCER! / ****!

The translation's a bit dry, because in Dutch the words are more like slang, and it all sounds a lot harsher.

ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I

2008-07-30, 6:29 PM #20

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Pain:
Kak damnit!

Surprise/Offense:
Jesus Christ!
Holy s***

Angry:
Kak damnit!
Son of a *****

Angry at someone:
*** tunnel!

Exasperated:
Son of a *****

Mistake:
S***

Happiness:
Hot damn!

(If any polish people are aroung, "chuju jebany")

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-07-30, 6:37 PM #21

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Hahahaha, diseases? Really?

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2008-07-30, 7:59 PM #22

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Pain:
Splendid!

2008-07-30, 9:27 PM #23

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Disbelief:
You're s***ing me.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-07-30, 10:30 PM #24

Dormouse

Doesn't know that mice use holes.

Posts: 2,517

Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:

This is useless without the original Dutch.. and maybe recordings..... I must learn!

Also, I can kill you with my brain.

2008-07-31, 5:20 AM #25

ORJ_JoS

Custom Title DENIED

Posts: 3,265

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Hahahaha, diseases? Really?

Yeah, but it doesn't sound the same in English. The words are extremely guttural, so it sounds a lot harsher in Dutch.

Expressions vary a lot. People tend to make their own combinations and come up with newer, harsher ones. (Like Jerusalem-Cancer for example - one of my own inventions).

I think we're the only country that swears with disease, actually. Not sure though.

ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I

2008-07-31, 6:36 AM #26

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Well in Hebrew a word a**hole is sometimes a 'cholera'.

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-07-31, 10:05 AM #27

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Dormouse:

This is useless without the original Dutch.. and maybe recordings..... I must learn!

Tering, pleuris, krijg de kanker, kanker hoer, uitgewoond kanker hoer.

Burrie said it.

2008-07-31, 10:34 AM #28

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

I came up with a new swear word so it can be used during daytime tv.

it's "Twunt"

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2008-07-31, 10:36 AM #29

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

except it turns out about a million people have independently invented the word too...

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2008-07-31, 3:03 PM #30

Gettleburger

Gettleburper

Posts: 725

Pain:
S**T

Surprise/Offense:
JESUS SH*T
F*CKING CHRIST

Angry:
JESUS SH*T

Angry at someone:
SH*TTING DICK NIPPLES

Exasperated:
OMFG

Mistake:
f*ck.

Happiness:
yay?

A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.

2008-07-31, 4:36 PM #31

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

If I'm alone I don't any noises, except suppressed grunts for pain.

If I'm with other people I'll generally pick a suitably amusing exclamation.

Detty. Professional Expert.
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2008-07-31, 4:42 PM #32

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Hahahahaha, Jesus S***! S***ting d** nipples! Hahaha! I've got tears.

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2008-07-31, 5:21 PM #33

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Detty:

I came up with a new swear word so it can be used during daytime tv.

it's "Twunt"

Red Dwarf already did that.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-07-31, 6:43 PM #34

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I say some form of f*** for everything.

Boondock Saints said it best "That certainly illustrates the diversity of the word"

2008-07-31, 6:46 PM #35

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

shuttup, you... jizzc*ck, you... p*ssliver

Thank Peep Show for those ones.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-07-31, 6:49 PM #36

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

Posts: 2,965

Are we talking about out loud? I hardly ever curse out loud from anger, pain, etc.

2008-07-31, 6:51 PM #37

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Really? That's odd.

2008-07-31, 10:34 PM #38

JediNeo

Not Important Enough For A Title

Posts: 1,044

Pain:
F***! (Popped my shoulder out and loudly proclaimed this to the other sportspeople around me

)

Surprise/Offense:
Oh for F***s sake!

Angry:
F***in' Hell!

Angry at someone:
Stupid F***ing piece of S***!

Exasperated:
Oh for F***s sake!

Mistake:
S***

Happiness:
Thank F*** for that!

"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"

2008-08-01, 6:06 AM #39

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Happiness:
F*** YEAH, LANDFISH!

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-08-01, 3:58 PM #40

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Originally posted by gbk:

Red Dwarf already did that.

Red Dwarf was always shown after 9pm

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