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This made me laugh really hard.

2008-08-02, 1:38 AM #1

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/07/28/when-drunks-meet-cops/

(Warning: some slightly inappropriate behavior; stupidity)

一个大西瓜

2008-08-02, 2:01 AM #2

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Can you scratch my nuts? THEY ITCH!

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-08-02, 8:54 AM #3

UltimatePotato

Seniority Complex

Posts: 1,506

Is it illegal to cut grass? lulz

It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.

2008-08-02, 10:25 AM #4

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I don't understand why they wouldn't let him scratch his own balls.

And also I think the cop overreacted when the guy wanted to take a piss.

But they were still pretty funny.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-08-02, 10:47 AM #5

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

"My wife's gonna kick your ***!"

Warhead[97]

2008-08-03, 2:18 AM #6

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Here's a bonus vid, in the interest of not starting too many threads:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/supreme_court_rules_death_penalty

一个大西瓜

2008-08-03, 11:47 AM #7

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Yeah that's a great one Pom

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