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i can break these cuffs
2008-08-04, 10:14 PM #1
you cant break those cuffs



http://thismanisamidgetifyoudidntknow.ytmnd.com/

leading to

http://cuffs.ytmnd.com/

and now

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/f/a/4fafcfffa6acf6c622a3d6f2aaad22cc.mp3

is my new ringtone
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2008-08-04, 10:16 PM #2
I remember that episode of COPS. Probably my favorite ever.

And yeah I've long since seen all the ytmnd spinoffs too.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-04, 10:21 PM #3
its only a week old :/
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2008-08-04, 10:21 PM #4
agile little ****er aint he?
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-08-04, 10:21 PM #5
A week-old ytmnd fad may as well be a year. :P
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-04, 10:22 PM #6
this is way older but i still love it
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2008-08-04, 10:27 PM #7
also
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2008-08-04, 10:51 PM #8
Originally posted by Ford:
agile little ****er aint he?


i read this so wrong :omg:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-08-04, 10:57 PM #9
Originally posted by mb:
i read this so wrong :omg:


Racist.
.
2008-08-05, 6:14 AM #10
... Over 9000 and the balls are inert are ancient internet lore. Anyone who doesn't know them is oblivious or my grandmother.
2008-08-05, 7:08 AM #11
god i feel ashamed to be a geek some days
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-08-05, 1:34 PM #12
Originally posted by JM:
... Over 9000 and the balls are inert are ancient internet lore. Anyone who doesn't know them is oblivious or my grandmother.


yes, which is why i said "this is way older". way, way older
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2008-08-05, 1:41 PM #13
puts jedikirby to shame
:master::master::master:
2008-08-05, 2:15 PM #14
A retarded, black midget. All he needs to be is gay and maybe Jewish and he would be the physical manifestation of the word "minority." :v:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-08-05, 2:19 PM #15
You can't break those cuffs. :colbert:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-08-05, 2:27 PM #16
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
A retarded, black midget. All he needs to be is gay and maybe Jewish and he would be the physical manifestation of the word "minority." :v:


also redheaded and left handed.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-08-05, 2:32 PM #17
And blind with hearing impediment!
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-08-05, 2:52 PM #18
I could break those cuffs. I'm the strongest midget alive.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-08-05, 3:10 PM #19
But can you shimmy up a pole like he can?

Not that kind of pole, mind you.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2008-08-05, 3:13 PM #20
Actually, I probably could.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2008-08-05, 3:27 PM #21
I used to be able to climb all the way to the top of poles like those. When I weighed 100 pounds.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-05, 4:26 PM #22
I probably could if I had hairy spider hands.

Then again, I haven't exactly tried that since I was 12.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2008-08-05, 4:33 PM #23
He just randomly did a back handspring....
2008-08-05, 4:48 PM #24
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
Not that kind of pole, mind you.


so not a penis you mean
:master::master::master:
2008-08-05, 4:48 PM #25
I think the guy may have watched this.

2008-08-05, 8:56 PM #26
pretty sure he is on the cocaine
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2008-08-05, 11:47 PM #27
Damn it, I can't stop listening to this.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2008-08-07, 6:32 PM #28
only, it doesnt make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert
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2008-08-07, 7:15 PM #29
I thought the balls video was pretty funny, but I laughed out loud at "the balls are - getting huge!" at the end :P
2008-08-07, 7:21 PM #30
for some reason these reminded me of this



and if you haven't seen these [language warning], they are hilarious as anything:

Drunk History 1:


Drunk History 2:


Drunk History 2.5:


Drunk History 3:
2008-08-07, 8:39 PM #31
Originally posted by bradsh:
pretty sure he is on the cocaine


I was thinking PCP, haha
2008-08-07, 8:53 PM #32
I can kind of relate to Drunk History.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

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