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This cannot be natural! (best video on the entire internet)
2008-08-06, 12:18 PM #1
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/04


TWENTY YEARS AGO WE WOULD NOT HAVE SEEN THIS
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-08-06, 12:21 PM #2
And yet if I were to suggest killing her, I'd be the crazy one...
omnia mea mecum porto
2008-08-06, 12:29 PM #3
....
:carl:
2008-08-06, 12:30 PM #4
o_O
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-08-06, 12:45 PM #5
Obviously this is part of the homosexual agenda. They're putting the rainbows in our water.
Stuff
2008-08-06, 12:47 PM #6
>.>

<.<
2008-08-06, 12:47 PM #7
Originally posted by kyle90:
Obviously this is part of the homosexual agenda. They're putting the rainbows in our water.


<3

But in a non-sexual way.
2008-08-06, 12:52 PM #8
We can only hope natural selection gets to her before anyone who saw this video...
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2008-08-06, 1:13 PM #9
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"
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2008-08-06, 3:36 PM #10
oh!... wow... um... i dont even know... :eng101:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2008-08-06, 3:46 PM #11
Originally posted by kyle90:
Obviously this is part of the homosexual agenda. They're putting the rainbows in our water.


:neckbeard:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2008-08-06, 4:40 PM #12
Oh Christ, is she serious?
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2008-08-06, 5:22 PM #13
This can't be real. It sounds pretty fake to me. It must be someone impersonating a fool. It's hilarious none the less.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2008-08-06, 5:45 PM #14
Originally posted by Wuss:
"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"


Ice Cream, children's ice cream, Mandrake!
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2008-08-06, 7:59 PM #15
SHE HAS MORE
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-08-06, 8:28 PM #16
"It's July 4th: THAT'S THE MOON."

After that video, I'm convinced she's kidding. You just can't be that retarded, but still know how to operate a camera.
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2008-08-06, 9:12 PM #17
go watch her other stuff

its bat**** insane
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-08-06, 9:22 PM #18
fake
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2008-08-06, 9:32 PM #19
Yup fake. Her vocabulary is pretty good. He knows how to use a camcorder and upload it to YouTube.

2008-08-06, 9:57 PM #20
The moon video is a lunar eclipse, right?

She mistook lens flares for plasma orbs. D: Everyone knows plasma orbs look like [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Plasma-lamp_2.jpg/300px-Plasma-lamp_2.jpg]
2008-08-07, 4:16 AM #21
Originally posted by JediKirby:
After that video, I'm convinced she's kidding. You just can't be that retarded, but still know how to operate a camera.


Originally posted by BombayZeus:
Yup fake. Her vocabulary is pretty good. He knows how to use a camcorder and upload it to YouTube.


Guys. Spend 20 minutes on youtube or myspace and you'll discover scores of people just as retarded. This isn't 1980. Operating a video camera or even a computer is not a complex task. It would be very literal to say that even a child can do it.
2008-08-07, 5:26 AM #22
She's talking about a 'visual spectrum' etc. How can you know these words and still be such a dumbass? She knows these words but what she says with them is total nonsense. It has to be fake. Still funny though.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2008-08-07, 5:52 AM #23
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
She's talking about a 'visual spectrum' etc. How can you know these words and still be such a dumbass? She knows these words but what she says with them is total nonsense. It has to be fake. Still funny though.

I reiterate my point.

You've never talked to a person and found they know a word, even when to use it properly, and still have no idea what they're actually saying?
2008-08-07, 6:16 AM #24
Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:
She's talking about a 'visual spectrum' etc. How can you know these words and still be such a dumbass? She knows these words but what she says with them is total nonsense. It has to be fake. Still funny though.


Someone that went to college and got hooked on meth.

This is 1000% meth paranoia.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2008-08-07, 6:37 AM #25
Uh. People hear big words and try to use them in conversation to try to make themselves seem smart. See: Obi_Kwiet
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-08-07, 8:23 AM #26
Are Holigrams made by Jesus?. O_o:tinfoil:
2008-08-07, 8:58 AM #27
You can be very intelligent and still be crazy. I know someone who's similar. When you talk to her you have no idea that she's even slightly unnormal. Only when you get to certain topics...
Sorry for the lousy German
2008-08-07, 9:34 AM #28
Originally posted by mb:
Uh. People hear big words and try to use them in conversation to try to make themselves seem smart. See: Obi_Kwiet


Haha wow. Low blow.
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2008-08-07, 9:49 AM #29
Some people need assistance in natural selection. We make it too easy for the unintelligent these days.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
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2008-08-07, 11:23 PM #30
If it's fake, she's not trying to be satirical about it.

Read her rant on the left side of your YouTube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediva
一个大西瓜
2008-08-08, 2:04 AM #31
Originally posted by mb:
Uh. People hear big words and try to use them in conversation to try to make themselves seem smart. See: Obi_Kwiet

His language is just too complected for you.

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