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Why is it always the head with you people?

2008-08-08, 5:58 PM #1

JLee

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cookie for movie reference.

Businessman Decapitates Himself in Sports Car Suicide

Beheading seems to be the thing to do these days, even to yourself!

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2008-08-08, 6:02 PM #2

djwguitarman

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Reference=joker

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2008-08-08, 6:07 PM #3

Vin

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What a badass.

2008-08-08, 6:15 PM #4

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Self-decapitation is pretty manly.

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2008-08-08, 6:21 PM #5

djwguitarman

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And he did it on a busy road so lots of people would see.

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2008-08-08, 6:24 PM #6

JLee

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Originally posted by djwguitarman:

Reference=joker

Not what I was thinking of.

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2008-08-08, 6:27 PM #7

TimeWolfOfThePast

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Originally posted by djwguitarman:

Reference=joker

The quote you're thinking of was, "Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy." So not what he was going for.

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2008-08-08, 6:31 PM #8

Jon`C

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i dont want to admit to watching movies with owen wilson in them

2008-08-08, 6:39 PM #9

JLee

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Originally posted by Jon`C:

i dont want to admit to watching movies with owen wilson in them

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2008-08-08, 11:25 PM #10

stinkey diver

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i wonder how far the car drove after his head came off.

Take that there and put it in here

2008-08-08, 11:35 PM #11

Freelancer

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I've never even heard of that type of suicide before. That's pretty creative.

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2008-08-09, 4:55 AM #12

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Quote:

i wonder how far the car drove after his head came off.

The only weight on the pedal afterwards would by the physical weight of his leg, which probably isn't enough to hold it on the floor. Also, it's entirely possible, actually probable, that his foot came off during the actual decapitating. Depends on how well the car rolls.

2008-08-09, 8:40 AM #13

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Freelancer:

I've never even heard of that type of suicide before. That's pretty creative.

I guess it was ahead of its time.

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2008-08-09, 9:15 AM #14

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i do like the head

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2008-08-09, 9:49 AM #15

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Poor car

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2008-08-09, 9:54 AM #16

Onimusha

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Reminds me of a stick death flash.

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