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Failblog
2008-08-14, 10:26 PM #1
In light of my very stupid other thread, I share with you:

http://failblog.org

This is fairly old news but I cannot stop enjoying it. Post your favorites!

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-laughter-control-fail.jpg]
一个大西瓜
2008-08-14, 10:36 PM #2
[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-electric-bill-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-bathroom-hook-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-beverage-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-success-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-starbucks-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-rule-enforcement-fail.jpg]



[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-college-fail.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-fitness-fail.jpg]

rofl
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-14, 11:15 PM #3
[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg]

o.0
2008-08-14, 11:41 PM #4
[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/failredo-23.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb202.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb57.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb20.jpg]

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb147.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-14, 11:43 PM #5
omfg lol

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/failredo-49.jpg]

Are they seriously that dense?

That goes for this one too:

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gummy-fail.jpg]
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-15, 12:10 AM #6
rofl i saw that gummi one, i was crying from it.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-15, 12:29 AM #7
Wish I could get these pictures without captions.
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2008-08-15, 1:51 AM #8
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
Wish I could get these pictures without captions.


what for? to recaption them again yourself, put them on your own site and harvest the ad revenue?
2008-08-15, 4:21 AM #9
It took me like five minutes to read 'kids exchange' as 'kid sex change'. You have dirty minds.
2008-08-15, 4:43 AM #10
Now that's just wrong.
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2008-08-15, 5:07 AM #11
Originally posted by JM:
It took me like five minutes to read 'kids exchange' as 'kid sex change'. You have dirty minds.


Same here.
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2008-08-15, 9:51 AM #12
Originally posted by JM:
It took me like five minutes to read 'kids exchange' as 'kid sex change'. You have dirty minds.


It took me like 10 seconds to figure out what it was 'supposed' to be.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-15, 10:39 AM #13
Hahah, I laughed hard at that news/weather guy.
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2008-08-16, 2:41 AM #14
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2008-08-16, 3:10 AM #15
I thought this thread was about every blog in existence.

OH Z
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2008-08-16, 4:44 AM #16
also, that blog fails in not having troll commenters. (seriously, I have never seen so many people doing "first post" in my life. I thought it died down when ISPs other than AOL became common).
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2008-08-16, 4:28 PM #17
To be honest, most of them would be funnier if they didn't have an obnoxiously large FAIL sign explaining the joke.
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2008-08-16, 5:48 PM #18
lol

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/armypee.jpg]

You just don't leave certain groups
[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/leftgroup.jpg]
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-16, 7:49 PM #19
I bet that guy shot the kid.
2008-08-16, 8:22 PM #20
I bet that counts as child pron.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-16, 8:30 PM #21
I bet it's photoshopped.
2008-08-17, 4:36 PM #22
Took these December 23rd, 2004. Guess someone was in a Christmas rush.
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2008-08-17, 4:45 PM #23
I bet the person in that gas station video died, ouch.
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2008-08-17, 9:19 PM #24
Aglar I didn't understand your post, it looks like someone backing out to me?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-17, 9:43 PM #25
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
Aglar I didn't understand your post, it looks like someone backing out to me?


It looks like they parked the car there, without going into the space fully. If you'd notice, the car's braking and reversing lights aren't on. :tfti:
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2008-08-17, 10:02 PM #26
I highly doubt the person parked there. He probably forgot to use the parking brake.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-08-17, 10:13 PM #27
i hate people who dont center the wheel after they park.
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2008-08-17, 10:50 PM #28
Originally posted by Ford:
i hate people who dont center the wheel after they park.


sometimes its not worth the trouble. like when you back into a very tight spot that isnt really ment to be a parking spot but works just as well. >_>

o.0
2008-08-17, 11:11 PM #29
Originally posted by Greenboy:
sometimes its not worth the trouble. like when you back into a very tight spot that isnt really ment to be a parking spot but works just as well. >_>


but it is
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2008-08-18, 12:21 AM #30
with that parking pictures, that person might've gotten there earlier in the day, parked with the current parking, and everyone else just shifted over through the day

see that all the freaking time in winter parking lots
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2008-08-18, 12:33 AM #31
Originally posted by stat:
but it is


i dont see the point in abusing powersteering to straighten the wheels out when i need to make the exact same turn to get back out.

i hate people who park big trucks in front of my notparking spot so that i have to back out over a sidewalk.

jerks

o.0
2008-08-18, 8:08 AM #32
Originally posted by genk:
with that parking pictures, that person might've gotten there earlier in the day, parked with the current parking, and everyone else just shifted over through the day

see that all the freaking time in winter parking lots


But s/he didn't, you can see the tiremarks in the slush on the ground.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-08-18, 8:10 AM #33
I was in brooklyn the other night and I saw a car with a Ferrari badge on it.

A mitsubishi eclipse.

fail
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2008-08-18, 9:24 AM #34
Quote:
sometimes its not worth the trouble. like when you back into a very tight spot that isnt really ment to be a parking spot but works just as well. >_>


That my friend, is a recipe for doordings.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-18, 12:00 PM #35
I was driving around today when i saw a car with FAIL written in the back driver's window

D:
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2008-08-18, 12:09 PM #36
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
I bet the person in that gas station video died, ouch.


It's a bank drive through :tfti:

Also, he didn't die, funny enough that happened about an hour from where I live. The guy jumps out the passenger side before it crushes the truck. If you watch right before it smashes it into a pancake you can see the light from the other door opening.
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2008-08-18, 12:14 PM #37
Whoa... good reflexes. If I saw that happening, I'd sit there in a stupor. :o
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2008-08-18, 12:19 PM #38
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
It's a bank drive through :tfti:

Also, he didn't die, funny enough that happened about an hour from where I live. The guy jumps out the passenger side before it crushes the truck. If you watch right before it smashes it into a pancake you can see the light from the other door opening.


From what I understand there was his son in the truck with him too. And looking at it again, its not the entire truck thats crushed, but the driver's door is definatly clipped off.
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2008-08-18, 7:26 PM #39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9X9fuVS-c&eurl=http://www.youtube.com/
一个大西瓜
2008-08-18, 9:48 PM #40
Oh god.
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