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Peasant's Quest
2004-08-02, 6:05 PM #1
I didn't see this anywhere else on the forum. The game for which the trailer was posted a few days ago is now out:

http://www.homestarrunner.com/disk4of12.html
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2004-08-02, 6:19 PM #2
Rofl...try to 'take bush' outside of the baby cottage.

That's not what I meant...

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2004-08-02, 6:23 PM #3
I just started playing this a few minutes ago, heh. I just got killed by some giant pig monster.

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2004-08-02, 6:33 PM #4
SQUEEEEEE
EEE
eee

Qod this is brilliant.. this makes me so happy.

"You don't stink like a peasant, youre not dressed like a peasant, and youre definitely not ON FIRE like a peasant"

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets".
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-08-02, 6:46 PM #5
I finished it with 137 out of 150 points. If anyone can tell me what to do with the peering naked man by the wavy tree, I'd highly appreciate it, as I'm sure that's where the missing points are for me.

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2004-08-02, 6:51 PM #6
Arrgh! My graphic card can't handle this.

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2004-08-02, 6:59 PM #7
I love the disk 4 of 12 thing... really takes me back...

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2004-08-02, 7:06 PM #8
I cant figure out what to do [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-08-02, 7:54 PM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Overlord:
I cant figure out what to do [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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Care to be a bit more specific? Try exploring, trying out different commands... uh... yeah.

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2004-08-02, 8:03 PM #10
I am absolutely laughing my *** off. A game that insults the way you choose to play. I typed in "look door" and it says:
"Listen to you, "look door"
What kinda gaming is that?
It's a door and it's closed.

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2004-08-03, 3:42 AM #11
Not nearly as funny as the Space Quest comments, especially some of the ones in the user made SQ games, but still very good.

I would also like to know what the deal is what the naked man behind the wavy tree.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-03, 4:27 AM #12
Well I just finished with 138/150. I read some walkthrough (Google "peasant's quest", second result) and he got 152/150 after a bonus, and made no mention of the naked man.

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[This message has been edited by Emon (edited August 03, 2004).]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-03, 5:52 AM #13
Hee, in the woman's hut with the baby I typed "take gold" (referring to the sack of yellow stuff on the shelves) and it goes "Um, that's chicken feed."

Rofl, and try to "kill horse"

edit - nevermind [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?

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Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-08-03, 7:11 AM #14
Bah. I seem to have broken it. I can't save anywhere because it says the kerrek is after me, despite him being multiple screens away. At least the auto saves still work i guess..

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets".
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-08-03, 7:19 AM #15
No that happened to me too... just kill the kerrek and then you can save [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Beat it with 123 points!

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2004-08-03, 7:34 AM #16
Hahaha, I'm being pursued by a huge kerrek, so I try 'climb tree', and it says 'but then your hands would get all sappy.' But I'm being pursued by a huge monster! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-03, 8:46 AM #17
Solved it with 150/150. Though that was including some bonus points and minus one item.

Talked with Naked Ned and he said never tell anyone of this meeting and then vanishes.

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets".
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-08-03, 8:48 AM #18
149/150 hehe.

I never did figure out what to do with 'naked ned'...maybe just an easter egg or something. :?

"Aw, how thoughtful of you. Break into this peasant's home, steal his clothes, but remember to tidy up after yourself. What a saint." after closing the dresser drawer. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] priceless.

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2004-08-03, 9:02 AM #19
I finished it 150/150. I have no idea what to do with this 'naked ned', though. He just got scared away when i try to talk to him. O_o
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-03, 9:03 AM #20
In the first little cottage:

"Sleep bed"
"That's proably how the first baby got here. Forget it."

"Steal Money"
"Umm, that's chicken feed."

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2004-08-03, 10:09 AM #21
Ahh, love printing the map. Brings back so many memories, except that it only took like 1/10th the time it would've taken back in the day on the old ribbon printer.
2004-08-03, 1:00 PM #22
This is absolute genius! I'll never get my life back!!

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] W00tl3s!

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2004-08-03, 2:31 PM #23
"Kick horse"

"You attempt to cause Poor Gary harm for no good reason other than you kinda suck at this game."

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

Just beat it: 139

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2004-08-10, 4:57 PM #24
I played through it yesterday morning, it really brought back memories of the old Sierra adventure games. What it really remined me of was The Black Caldron.

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2004-08-10, 6:42 PM #25
That was the worst ending ever. I feel ripped off. Actually, if I made a game, that's probably what it'd be like.

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2004-08-11, 8:28 AM #26
140/150.. hrmm..

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2004-08-11, 9:26 AM #27
screw that, the game tests my patience too much:-p

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2004-08-11, 9:52 AM #28
Wow, they've got all their bases covered.. even second base. Try typing "get some", "get second base", "get tail", it all results in the same insult. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-11, 7:46 PM #29
Strongbad was playing the game before he answered his email this week. I went back to play the game and try the things that Strongbad did, and they worked (kind of.. didnt give me the "I dont understand message", but also didnt give me inventory or anything). I just wonder if it was like that for a week before the SB email, or if they just made a quick change to the game to fit that in there.

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