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If you were gonna kill yourself...
2008-08-18, 9:11 PM #1
How would you do it?

Just curious.
2008-08-18, 9:16 PM #2
Not some boring trash like a shot to the head, hanging, wrist-cutting, overdosing or any of that. Something awesome, but I'm not sure what. Maybe running in front of a tornado and yelling really loud.

Although I don't think I would ever kill myself.
2008-08-18, 9:18 PM #3
I think I'd do some kind of trick to make it look like I was murdered. Maybe the gun-carried-away-by-balloon one.

Or this:
[quote=Someone from Mefi]This guy was inventive, but not really that committed to leaving a bizarre death scene. He completely forgot about covering the walls with Aramaic writing, and occult supernatural symbols. His note should have said: "I will stop this. It ends with me." And he should have scorched the floor underneath where he was going to die, just to leave whoever discovered his corpse with the impression that something very hot left his body after death.

That's the kind of thing that gets you talked about round the water cooler...[/quote]
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2008-08-18, 9:19 PM #4
Vincent, just don't park your car on some train tracks and decide to bail at the last minute like some suicidal douchebags have done and ended up as murderers.
You seemed like a happy person, with your Hagrids, Magic, and J.K. Rowling.

RIP Vincent.
2008-08-18, 9:28 PM #5
Originally posted by Flirbnic:
I think I'd do some kind of trick to make it look like I was murdered. Maybe the gun-carried-away-by-balloon one.

Or this:


That.
2008-08-18, 9:30 PM #6
Hmmm...
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2008-08-18, 9:39 PM #7
The ole' monoxide trick is supposed to be a very peaceful death, but I don't have a car and I wouldn't want someone walking towards theirs to discover me in there.
So I would lie on the train tracks with my neck on one of the rails.
I would wear dark clothing, pick a secluded spot, it'd be quick and no-one would even know till it's way too late
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2008-08-18, 9:43 PM #8
This isn't my answer but it's pretty awesome

[http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hobby.jpg]
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2008-08-18, 9:51 PM #9
I'd take up a series of increasingly dangerous hobbies until one of them finally killed me.

I don't think this was originally my idea. I think I got it from someone else, but I can't remember whom.
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2008-08-18, 10:19 PM #10
windsurf to australia (from the west coast)

o.0
2008-08-18, 10:21 PM #11
I would try to be samuel l jackson, we all know hes next... bernie and chef... next is sam.
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2008-08-18, 10:58 PM #12
Originally posted by Greenboy:
windsurf to australia (from the west coast)


wow, just wow

that would be fantastic way to die, espceially if you love the ocean
2008-08-18, 11:01 PM #13
I'd try one of those gliding/parachuting things that make you look like a bat from the top of the sears tower or empire state building.

When the power's out at night.

During a zombie/nuclear holocaust.
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2008-08-19, 12:25 AM #14
Put a grenade in your mouth. Quick, and you won't feel a thing.

Obviously I'm talking about the timed ones, not the grip release ones.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2008-08-19, 5:13 AM #15
I'D TAKE YOU WITH ME, VINNY!
Code:
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2008-08-19, 5:31 AM #16
The old fashioned way : Running the 50-meters dash on the highway, against traffic.
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2008-08-19, 5:38 AM #17
Remember kids, it's down the block - not across the street.
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2008-08-19, 5:41 AM #18
Realistically? I'd probably shoot myself.

As for an awesome way? Eaten by sharks, or something.
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2008-08-19, 9:26 AM #19
meanwhile, the news has timing for once
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2008-08-19, 9:32 AM #20
In high school I figured cutting. I guess just because it was something that was easily available. I probably also wanted myself to suffer.

This old classic is creative:
Quote:
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor ******* will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
2008-08-19, 11:21 AM #21
Haha, that's amazing.
2008-08-19, 11:25 AM #22
I've put a lot of thought into this.

I'd scout out a nice tall cliff in northern Canada. It'd have to be tall, cold, and overlooking a body of water. I'd get a shotgun, sneak through the border, then proceed to the aforementioned location.

I'd stand on the edge of the cliff in such a way that when I blast my temple, I'd fall off the edge of the cliff. If the gunshot didn't kill me, then the impact would. If the impact didn't kill me, then I'd drown. If I sprouted gills, then hypothermia would kill me.

This suicide would be successful since there's four layers of death, three of which occur automatically after likely killing or incapacitating yourself.
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2008-08-19, 11:28 AM #23
Actually I think with a shotgun its best to aim for the brainstem through the mouth. Everything else has a small chance of survival.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-19, 11:30 AM #24
Do you really think it matters in my scenario?
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2008-08-19, 11:32 AM #25
hmm, probably not. :XD:
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-19, 11:34 AM #26
I'd dive off a cliff with water below it.

If I live then I keep on living I guess.

Realistically I'd jump off something tall and not manmade.
nope.
2008-08-19, 11:41 AM #27
I'd just go skydiving every day until an accident happens.
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2008-08-19, 11:44 AM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'd just go skydiving every day until an accident happens.


Damn! God dropped a midget!
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2008-08-19, 2:02 PM #29
Or threw one.
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2008-08-19, 2:22 PM #30
Or threw up one
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2008-08-19, 2:25 PM #31
I'd sign up on an obscure Star Wars forum and accumulate over 2500 posts...

:suicide:
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2008-08-19, 2:49 PM #32
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
over 2500 posts...



N00b.
Code:
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2008-08-19, 2:55 PM #33
I just did a google search, lol
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
Although I don't think it is possible to die from holding your breath unless it is under water.
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2008-08-19, 3:03 PM #34
Originally posted by djwguitarman:
Or threw up one

What if it was a midget with that disorder that makes hair grow all over the person's body?


Hairball.
2008-08-19, 3:09 PM #35
Talking Chimp.
nope.
2008-08-19, 4:38 PM #36
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'd just go skydiving every day until an accident happens.


Unless you got intentionally negligent, you'd probably live a very long time.
2008-08-19, 7:32 PM #37
Quote:
...find a hooker and inquire about her "*** buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ***. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always **** properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-08-19, 7:48 PM #38
On second thought, I think I'd prefer Super S51's method;

Quote:
...And so I stand here, can of 7 year old (and horribly tainted) Hillshire Farms Li'l Smokies in hand, ready to end my life. With each bite of these fuzzy, mold-covered sausages, I look back on my days at Massassi...


;)
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-08-19, 8:26 PM #39
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I've put a lot of thought into this.

I'd scout out a nice tall cliff in northern Canada. It'd have to be tall, cold, and overlooking a body of water. I'd get a shotgun, sneak through the border, then proceed to the aforementioned location.

I'd stand on the edge of the cliff in such a way that when I blast my temple, I'd fall off the edge of the cliff. If the gunshot didn't kill me, then the impact would. If the impact didn't kill me, then I'd drown. If I sprouted gills, then hypothermia would kill me.

This suicide would be successful since there's four layers of death, three of which occur automatically after likely killing or incapacitating yourself.


Sounds sorta something like this...

2008-08-19, 8:47 PM #40
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