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Join the the new biggest three-letter acronymed MMORPG!
2008-08-19, 3:51 PM #1
No, I'm not talking about WoW or CoH or AoC. Now, for a limited time, you too can play a free demo of NeS the MMORPG!

Premise
The Globalists -- a super-elite, super-secret, super-evil group bent on controlling the world to their own ends -- have orchestrated the rise of terrorist threats from the Trans-Terra-Terrorists. The world needs the help of everyone it can get these days by stimulating the economy, reporting suspicious activity, and showing their pride in America with flag pins. But everyone these days can hear The Calling for something greater, more exciting, less demanding. The United States, therefore, now offers the Without Credit(tm) program to all non-professional heroes. Help take on special missions now and receive credit towards great rewards instantaneously!

Objective
Heed the Calling and become the best of the best, just like your favorite professional hero! Level up to epic stature by killing a variety of bad guys, seducing the sexiest ladies, and earning credit though any one of the countless positions available in the Without Credit job system! Explore the vast world of the Never-ending Story, from every familiar, real world locations to the 8th Dimension, outer space, and Hell! Socialize with all your friends as you form powerful guilds to take on the toughest of challenges!

Sample Mission -- Infiltration of the Damned Manufacturing Co.

Recent reports have indicated suspicious activities stirring within Mr. Stafford's Damned Manufacturing Division. Attempt to apply for a job and seduce attractive secretaries to learn more about the company's dirty secrets, or break in with guns blazing! Should you select this mission, be prepared to fight your way past trans-terra-terrorists, demons, forgotten characters, and zombies leftover from recent events. Have all the fun and get all the goods, just like James Bond!

What does NeS the MMORPG offer that others do not?
  • The largest character creation system ever!
  • Unprecedented freedom of exploration!
  • Countless possible achievements!
  • Endless replay value!

Join now! Get a friend to join and automatically earn an extra 1000 points of credit towards your next character!

((In case you haven't figure out, yes, this is my usual "pimping out the latest NeS storyline. In this case, it's a satire on MMORPGs. Feel free to make up a bunch of junk with that in mind. For instance, the Calling is meant to be a jab at a vaguely-defined term that used to be thrown around called the Vision -- something that still seems to hang onto these games.))
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2008-08-19, 4:01 PM #2
Spooky Taco > NeS
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-08-19, 4:05 PM #3
The Spooky Taco is a high-level boss that requires a large raiding group to tackle, and drops one of the most epic of loot -- spooky taco shell! It's the key component in forging some of the best armor ever!
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2008-08-19, 9:54 PM #4
and what if i refuse!
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-08-20, 1:49 AM #5
Then we'll eat your brains!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-08-20, 3:44 AM #6
Oh... um, this is terribly embarrassing... see, I kinda already started eating their brains.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-08-23, 1:00 AM #7
Bad Sarn, bad! You are NOT a zombie! I think. Unless... oh no, the government is turning our best and brightest into ZOMBIES!
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2008-08-23, 1:57 AM #8
Yeah, that's what happened to me
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-08-23, 2:38 AM #9
I joined, but with two bad guys. :P
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-08-23, 3:47 AM #10
Well don't blame me if everyone want to kill them for mad XP and loot... then again, I suppose being a good guy wouldn't stop other 'good guys' from killing and looting each other too...

Yeah... sorry folks. With only one server, you'll find it's a normal, RP and PvP server all rolled into one. :ninja:


((Nice stuff btw, Gris!))
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