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Why do men like lesbians?
2008-08-26, 1:06 PM #1
For a little primer, visit here....

http://www.omegarobot.com/article/menles.html

This question has come up multiple times in discussions with men and women. Frankly, I never have a good answer. There's just something about it. My friend once described it as "having your cake and eating it too"

I'd like to hear your opinions on the matter though. For the flip side, why is it considered (at least it seems so by most people I know) disgusting for two guys to kiss?
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2008-08-26, 1:10 PM #2
I'm pretty indifferent to them.
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2008-08-26, 1:16 PM #3
I honestly don't want to see two people of the same gender kiss. I don't find anything "hot" about lesbians.
2008-08-26, 1:17 PM #4
Lesbians are hot because we want to join in.

Of course, since they are lesbians, they don't want us to join in. But Penises are not known for being terribly bright.
2008-08-26, 1:21 PM #5
Lesbians are *usually* pretty ugly and/or look like men.

So I dont really care.

They all hate me for some reason.
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2008-08-26, 1:26 PM #6
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Lesbians are *usually* pretty ugly and/or look like men.

So I dont really care.

They all hate me for some reason.


I think you're confused. Lesbians are some of the most beautiful creatures on earth.
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2008-08-26, 1:32 PM #7
well, ive had a few friends who were lesbians. while i found them attractive as individual females, seeing them kiss was just weird. now, if two hot straight girls make out (which i have seen plenty of times) that is HOT! i think part of it has to do with the straight girls are usually doing it to get attention from the guys, where as the lesbians dont want guys involved in any way. that and the fact that i knew said lesbians personally might have contributed to the weird factor...
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2008-08-26, 2:03 PM #8
it's better watching to chicks go at it than a guy and a chick because I don't want to see any cock
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2008-08-26, 3:19 PM #9
I'm with JM on this one. There's just something very sensual about watching 2 beautiful women kissing, touching & moaning. However, as Ruthven stated, most lesbians that I've encountered aren't that attractive. I tend to see more bisexual women that are attractive than lesbians.
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2008-08-26, 3:26 PM #10
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
I'm pretty indifferent to them.

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2008-08-26, 3:44 PM #11
1 hot girl = hot

1 hot girl = hot

magical alchemical reaction

2 girls = hot x2

This is simple arithmetic. ****. I don't understand why girls are always like "why do guys like lesbians lol?" Most dudes oogle girls different than girls oogle guys. Most normal girls (non freaky type) are concocting romantic 1 on 1 getaways when they stare at harrison ford. When I stare at Jessica Alba it usually involved leather and 30 other girls.

I mean ****l
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2008-08-26, 3:44 PM #12
The fantasy lesbians that guys like watching are attractive because 1. Guys like naked girls, and 2. guys like sex. So, combine the two and subtract other guys from the situation.
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2008-08-26, 3:49 PM #13
There are usually certain situations or visual cues that cause a male to become sexually aroused. For a lot of males lesbian sex has all these situations and cues, and then some.
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2008-08-26, 4:07 PM #14
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
I don't find anything "hot" about lesbians.

Because the BIBLE SAYS NO? :downswords:
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2008-08-26, 4:20 PM #15
I never really cared for lesbians.
2008-08-26, 4:57 PM #16
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
it's better watching to chicks go at it than a guy and a chick because I don't want to see any cock

Issue resolved. Close thread.
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2008-08-26, 5:03 PM #17
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
I honestly don't want to see two people of the same gender kiss. I don't find anything "hot" about lesbians.


Do you like men? j/k j/k :D
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2008-08-26, 5:27 PM #18
I like Ellen.
2008-08-26, 5:27 PM #19
I only like two girls if there's a cup involved.
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2008-08-26, 5:37 PM #20
I'm not interested in lesbians
Bisexual women however... that's the good stuff
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2008-08-26, 5:44 PM #21
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
it's better watching to chicks go at it than a guy and a chick because I don't want to see any cock

you pretty much hit the nail on the head for the reason that a large number of people like them.
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2008-08-26, 5:50 PM #22
Z@NARDI, Spook and Spork have covered it. It's not very complicated.
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2008-08-26, 5:53 PM #23
This reminds of the most confusing article title ever:

Lesbians like men
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2008-08-26, 7:33 PM #24
Originally posted by Wolfy:
This reminds of the most confusing article title ever:

Lesbians like men


That probably just means that female homosexuality is a lot more environmentally and probably decisionally based than male homosexuality. And from what I've seen that would make a lot of scene. Females have a different approach to sex than males.
2008-08-26, 7:40 PM #25
What? There is nothing in that article to suggest that at all.
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2008-08-26, 7:48 PM #26
Indeed. Obi_Kwiet, I think, missed what makes the article name confusing.
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2008-08-26, 9:10 PM #27
Originally posted by Emon:
Because the BIBLE SAYS NO?


Actually that has nothing to do with it. I just don't find it attractive.
2008-08-26, 9:56 PM #28
My own theory is that many straight men fantasize about being female, and a lesbian. Thus, the appeal of lesbians may come from the prospect of identifying with one, as part of a fantasy.
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2008-08-26, 10:15 PM #29
I dated a lesbian for a few days. She had a stunning body but was chronically dull *and* she (for obvious lack of previous experience) was rubbish in bed.

That said, the only thing better than boobies is more boobies.
2008-08-26, 10:19 PM #30
Originally posted by Martyn:
That said, the only thing better than boobies is more boobies.


This:awesome:
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2008-08-27, 1:48 AM #31
I wanted to quote Z@NARDI, but I also like Martyn's approach.
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2008-08-27, 5:59 AM #32
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Indeed. Obi_Kwiet, I think, missed what makes the article name confusing.


He did, however, make a lot of scene.
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2008-08-27, 9:58 AM #33
Real life lesbians are rarely attractive.... however, being a man, we can decide to only see what porn and movies show us as 'lesbians' being hot model chicks who like to make out.
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2008-08-27, 12:24 PM #34
No, there are very much real, attractive lesbians in the world. I know, I'm responsible for some of them.
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2008-08-27, 12:33 PM #35
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
No, there are very much real, attractive lesbians in the world. I know, I'm responsible for some of them.


Would that be:

You put them off men forever...
or
After they had a wild stallion such as yourself, they knew no other man could ever satisfy them as much as you did again...


Anyway, i've seen "hot" lesbians at it in porn. I still dont like it.
Twice the flange == twice the pmt whining b****ing
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2008-08-27, 12:52 PM #36
Originally posted by Ruthven:
Would that be:

Anyway, i've seen "hot" lesbians at it in porn. I still dont like it.
Twice the flange == twice the pmt whining b****ing


You're into pmt whining porn??
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2008-08-27, 7:28 PM #37
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Real life lesbians are rarely attractive...


I beg to differ. Case 1:

[http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/portia-de-rossi/pictures/portia-de-rossi-picture-1.jpg]

2008-08-27, 7:34 PM #38
Err...
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2008-08-27, 7:35 PM #39
Originally posted by Tracer:
He did, however, make a lot of scene.


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2008-08-27, 8:33 PM #40
This is almost like watching a bunch of kids talk about sex like they know what they're talking about.

Actually, that is what's going on.
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