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so what do you do when you find out the last year was a lie?
2008-08-27, 9:04 PM #1
long story short, exgirlfriend was leading me on for months, finally admits it. i'm ****ing pissed, and i need something to distract me from that

come one come all, lying liars and the lies they tell, tell your stories, tell your suggestions, tell your ideas to destroy the planet

first person whose suggestion works gets a digital cookie
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2008-08-27, 9:06 PM #2
Prostitution works
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2008-08-27, 9:08 PM #3
Oh yeah, and see if you can find an attractive male friend to do the same thing she did to you, and have him do something totally douche worthy in the end
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-08-27, 9:08 PM #4
too poor, you fail
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2008-08-27, 9:08 PM #5
....and by douche worthy, I don't mean sexually....
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-08-27, 9:11 PM #6
takes too long, i want some instant gratification
short of lighting her on fire
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2008-08-27, 9:11 PM #7
Douches aren't sexual, you fail.
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2008-08-27, 9:13 PM #8
Originally posted by Emon:
Douches aren't sexual, you fail.


Douche - Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

Nether region = Vagina
Vagina = Reproductive organ
Reproductive Organ = sexual

YOU FAIL. GET OFF MY INTERNETS
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-08-27, 9:28 PM #9
YOUR internets?
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2008-08-27, 9:33 PM #10
Did somebody say "destroy the planet"?

I'm always up for that.
Stuff
2008-08-27, 9:42 PM #11
Originally posted by petmc20:
YOU FAIL. GET OFF MY INTERNETS

They are not for sexual intercourse as you so strongly implied. They are no more "sexual" than my washcloth and bar of soap.

Get off your own internets.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-08-27, 9:48 PM #12
hey hey hey
you all fail so far

NEW IDEAS, NO MORE SEXUAL TALK
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2008-08-27, 9:59 PM #13
Watermelon, picture of her, knife, her doorstep.

Use your imagination.
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2008-08-27, 10:02 PM #14
These threads take the turn for the worse quicker than ever.

And I'm actually glad this wasn't about some cake or some life-related song in disguise. Yes, I'm glad it was about your ex-gf troubles. Ha!
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2008-08-27, 10:07 PM #15
Originally posted by Emon:
They are not for sexual intercourse as you so strongly implied. They are no more "sexual" than my washcloth and bar of soap.


tee hee hee vagyena means LOLSEX :master:
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2008-08-27, 10:10 PM #16
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
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2008-08-27, 10:47 PM #17
Originally posted by genk:
long story short, exgirlfriend was leading me on for months, finally admits it. i'm ****ing pissed, and i need something to distract me from that

come one come all, lying liars and the lies they tell, tell your stories, tell your suggestions, tell your ideas to destroy the planet

first person whose suggestion works gets a digital cookie

Nooo let this fester. Let the anger and despair brew in you.

Originally posted by petmc20:
Douche - Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

Nether region = Vagina
Vagina = Reproductive organ
Reproductive Organ = sexual

YOU FAIL. GET OFF MY INTERNETS

Douche is the French word for "shower." se doucher = to shower (oneself).

You may depart from the internet.
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2008-08-27, 11:02 PM #18
Okay, idea.

Get yourself an infrared laser diode. Like this one: http://cgi.ebay.ca/20W-1064nm-Diode-Pumped-YAG-Laser-Module-DPSS-Laser_W0QQitemZ270268739077QQihZ017QQcategoryZ53141QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Rig up power supply for laser. Kidnap ex-girlfriend, blind her with laser, tie her up, use laser to burn interesting patterns into her skin. See if it has enough power to cut off a finger. Etc. I'm sure you can think of many uses for such a thing!

Though it is a bit expensive, isn't it.
Stuff
2008-08-28, 7:41 AM #19
Ex and I broke up a couple of weeks ago. Let's hit the town.

Oh, and remind me never to break up with kyle90.
2008-08-28, 8:01 AM #20
Wow this thread has given me a good hearty laugh. You guys are seriously arguing abotu douching? Lawl.


Anyway, take up some kind of contact sport, realize your free to do whatever the hell you want, and enjoy dabbling in the market again. Its not so bad really, just learn from this one and walk away a stronger/smarter man. I've been in a similar situation, and as long as you handle yourself like the adult, karma will come back to bite her in the *** without you ever doing a thing.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-28, 8:40 AM #21
What I would do is make a stupid post that gets closed, then abuse moderator powers to reopen the thread, then close it again, then have a flame war started in my honor.

It seems to distract from the real world problems for a bit.
2008-08-28, 8:48 AM #22
Seems to work. Do that, Genk.
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2008-08-28, 8:49 AM #23
Originally posted by happydud:
Watermelon, picture of her, knife, her doorstep.

Use your imagination.


More like picture of her, knife, and a watermelon pre-heated in the oven.

Amiright?
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2008-08-28, 8:50 AM #24
I don't know about you, but I feel instantly better as soon as I'm with someone else. I hate being single.
2008-08-28, 10:04 AM #25
Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
What I would do is make a stupid post that gets closed, then abuse moderator powers to reopen the thread, then close it again, then have a flame war started in my honor.

It seems to distract from the real world problems for a bit.


mod up plz
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-08-28, 10:09 AM #26
Does she have a sister or a best friend? Go for that... it really creates havok in their little world.
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2008-08-28, 10:10 AM #27
we're out at school now, and her sister is a bit taken by a giant of a person

D:
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-08-28, 10:20 AM #28
Sleep with her mom/sister/dad/brother
That's how I break up with girls/guys
2008-08-28, 10:21 AM #29
Hire a man of the burning path to take her out to dinner..
2008-08-28, 10:35 AM #30
Quote:
so what do you do when you find out the last year was a lie?


Celebrate, because it means George Carlin isn't really dead! :awesome:
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2008-08-28, 3:01 PM #31
OR bernie mac



OR most improtantly, Hammond of Texas -rubs head-
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-28, 5:33 PM #32
and Huckabee is still running!

i spent my day in class and trying to hit on one of the hot Malaysian girls here
>.>
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-08-28, 5:44 PM #33
Originally posted by genk:
we're out at school now, and her sister is a bit taken by a giant of a person


[quote=AKPiggott on TACC sometime in early 2002]
Kill the boyfriend and dump his body in a river. Another domestic problem solved by Piggott Family Planning Services Ltd.[/quote]
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And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-08-28, 5:58 PM #34
rape then kill the *****.
2008-08-28, 6:08 PM #35
Sleep around with older/attached women?

It's what I've been doing since the first time.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-08-28, 8:28 PM #36
F*** her mother.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-08-28, 8:46 PM #37
hahahaha

Wow I forgot how much I love that.

Repost it in the internet classics thread!
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-08-29, 2:24 AM #38
Best revenge is not to care, and to spread rumours about her fat *** being covered in cellulite and being crap in bed.

Or if you hunger for a more cold blooded revenge

here's ol' faithful.

:ninja:
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  do her}
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  do other babe}
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  do a dude}
2008-08-29, 2:26 AM #39
**** katanas. Use an ax.
[http://images.epilogue.net/users/megaflow/D9-viking.jpg]

plus, if you do it an admin could change your title to "Ax Murderer" How awesome would that be?

o.0
2008-08-29, 10:53 AM #40
Or you could take the high road and just let it go.
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