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Haircut in 2 hours should I:

2008-09-05, 10:46 AM #1

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Shave my head
Clip it short (1-2 cm)
Keep usual style
Get a Mohawk
:suicide:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-05, 10:59 AM #2

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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Anti-mohawk. Spiked and long on the sides, shaved strip down the middle.

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2008-09-05, 11:06 AM #3

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Shave because I want to see baldJep!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-09-05, 11:15 AM #4

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Krokodile:

Shave because I want to see baldJep!

yeah

2008-09-05, 11:18 AM #5

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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Mohawkanuck.

nope.

2008-09-05, 12:06 PM #6

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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Buzzed with "Jep" shaved on the sides.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2008-09-05, 12:45 PM #7

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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Trimmed short. (With "Jep" shaved on one side, and a penis shaved on the other.)

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2008-09-05, 12:48 PM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

ANd a vagina in my goatee?

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2008-09-05, 12:51 PM #9

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

mohawk!

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2008-09-05, 1:00 PM #10

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

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we need pics either way

2008-09-05, 2:46 PM #11

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Decided to go with a buzz cut. Haven't had this short hair in 15 years.

Hairdresser liked the shape of my head. O_o

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2008-09-05, 2:48 PM #12

genk

doot!

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i bet it has 'jep' cut into the other side

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2008-09-05, 2:49 PM #13

Gebohq

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Lookin' good. Was the hairdresser a sexy lady by chance? Because then you could have been all "you like the shape of my head, huh?" and then get slapped. No, wait...

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2008-09-05, 2:50 PM #14

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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"Jep" on one side, "man" on the other

2008-09-05, 2:50 PM #15

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

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Werd. You shoulda asked if she would shave around your other head...

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2008-09-05, 2:52 PM #16

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by mscbuck:

Werd. You shoulda asked if she would shave around your other head...

I do that myself but I guess I could have asked her to rub it like she was rubbing my other one. :awesome:

Edit; Well ok, Trim not quite shave

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-05, 2:53 PM #17

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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I've seen hair longer than that on FGRs arse.

...I mean looking good!

nope.

2008-09-05, 3:22 PM #18

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Nice class 2 male pattern baldness.

2008-09-05, 3:22 PM #19

Fardreamer

BATFACE

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2008-09-05, 3:31 PM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Hey I didn't even put that there.

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2008-09-05, 3:32 PM #21

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by JM:

Nice class 2 male pattern baldness.

Thanks!

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2008-09-05, 6:57 PM #22

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

whats class 1 and 2 and so on?

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-05, 7:03 PM #23

The Ego Has Landed

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[http://www.ishrs.org/images/male-baldness.gif]

2008-09-05, 7:04 PM #24

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

They can be visualized using Star Trek : TNG. EG, Geordi, Data, Ricker, Q, Picard.

2008-09-05, 7:11 PM #25

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Originally posted by Jep:

Decided to go with a buzz cut. Haven't had this short hair in 15 years.

Hairdresser liked the shape of my head. O_o

Your chin looks like hairy balls.

2008-09-05, 7:45 PM #26

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

The fact that you even thought about that while looking at my chin scares me.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-05, 7:57 PM #27

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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He wants to make out with you, IE he likes balls in his face.

2008-09-05, 7:59 PM #28

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-05, 8:00 PM #29

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

If only there were a way to pull the "penis in the popcorn trick" with your hair.

My hairdresser is hot.

D E A T H

2008-09-06, 7:33 AM #30

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i'm not at stage 1 yet, woohoo.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-06, 12:46 PM #31

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Class I/II are typical mature male hairlines. Most guys will get to class I or II by their mid twenties, then stay there for awhile.

Unless you're Patrick Stewart.

2008-09-08, 6:28 AM #32

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by JM:

Unless you're Patrick Stewart.

Whether I go bald early or not, I can be thankful I don't have a penis-shaped head like Mr. Stewart.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-08, 8:16 AM #33

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

the buzz cut looks good... less wind resistance and whatnot

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