[3 pages of rules]

i will go first

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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thats against the rules which i posted please pay attention in the future

reported

I tried to play this game and accidentally minimized my browser window. Your game is broken, sir.

Your attempt to make fun of Geb's games has failed.

(Hey, I got sense out of random mashing, neat.)

nobody likes you. get out.

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Woah, how'd THAT happen?

1000 points for MZZT!

And Jon`C: your basic version of this game is good, but I think the people here are ready for the advanced version.

[300 pages of rules here]

[17 revision of said rules here]

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I'm not very good at this game.

let's go for the shortest possible. I'll start


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retarded

OH WOW IT MADE A WORD!

My second attempt produced the following:

no one's made this joke yet

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i did actually use my head to type that.

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Wow

I closed my eyes and rhythmically stroked my keyboard

and it SUBMITTED IT FOR ME WITHOUT ME EVEN NOTICING

holy crap

+~10 points for iPhone mashing

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((OOC: I tried to mash with my face but when i looked back at the screen massassi was gone))

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I found this surprisingly stress-relieving.

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Mine's more random.

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i stroked that with another part of my body

if you know what i mean

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lol I saw the "you've replied to this thread" icon...... and was like wtf I don't remember posting in that.... that must be like from 5 years ago.

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