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what is your favorite sleeping position
2008-09-09, 3:41 PM #1
Mine is on my stomach, hugging the pillow diagonally.

good night
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2008-09-09, 3:45 PM #2
Stomach, sprawled out. I normally wake up on my back, though.

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2008-09-09, 3:47 PM #3
With your mother
2008-09-09, 3:49 PM #4
on my side, but not fetus like
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2008-09-09, 3:51 PM #5
Originally posted by Rob:
With your mother
oops forgot to include that option
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2008-09-09, 3:54 PM #6
If you had it would have skewed your results because everyone except for SAJN (virgin) would have had to pick it.

(God dude, I'm horrible today.)
2008-09-09, 3:56 PM #7
Originally posted by Emon:
On top.


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2008-09-09, 4:02 PM #8
Damn straight.
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2008-09-09, 4:09 PM #9
You guys are more gay together than vinny is alone.
2008-09-09, 4:12 PM #10
Rob.

That's not possible.
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2008-09-09, 4:14 PM #11
Tell that to gbk, he's the one that likes you on top.
2008-09-09, 4:19 PM #12
I don't know how people can sleep on their stomachs.
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2008-09-09, 4:30 PM #13
Because it's damn comfy?

I don't think I've slept on my back in living memory; I just can't do it. It's handy if I need to keep myseld awake. :D
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2008-09-09, 4:32 PM #14
Originally posted by Rob:
Tell that to gbk, he's the one that likes you on top.

No, GBK is also on top, like me, but not with me.

Except GBK had to pay her extra to get on top.
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2008-09-09, 4:36 PM #15
I used to like sleeping on my stomach, but if I do that now, I wake up with my back in excruciating pain. So now, I sleep on my back and side.
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2008-09-09, 4:47 PM #16
I stopped sleeping on my stomach after i went through puberty. Too many wet dreams.
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2008-09-09, 4:59 PM #17
I don't sleep "fetus like", but I sleep on my side.
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2008-09-09, 5:02 PM #18
Originally posted by Emon:
Except GBK had to pay her extra to get on top.

You don't know the half of it. I also had to pay extra to keep my Batman outfit on.
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2008-09-09, 5:10 PM #19
I prefer my sides pre-sleep, but stomach to actually get to sleep. If that makes sense.
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2008-09-09, 5:18 PM #20
I can nap on my back, but I generally have to be on my side for a long, deep sleep.
2008-09-09, 5:19 PM #21
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I prefer my sides pre-sleep, but stomach to actually get to sleep. If that makes sense.


I feel you, dawg.

2008-09-09, 5:20 PM #22
Flat on my back. No pillows.

Though. I've also slept on hard tile floors, sitting in cars, leaning in a corner, in the back of a uhaul, across the seats in the front of the same uhaul, in a swimming pool (full), on dirt with and without rocks for a pillow, on a log, on the grass, on the sidewalk, and, once, in a dumpster (Don't ask.)
2008-09-09, 5:24 PM #23
Oh, aren't you a badass.

It's more likely an indication of a gross spine problem.
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2008-09-09, 5:46 PM #24
Originally posted by Emon:
Oh, aren't you a badass.

It's more likely an indication of a gross homeless problem.


Fixed.
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2008-09-09, 6:03 PM #25
Stomach, maybe side for a little while, but always ending on stomach.

And then maybe like a couple times I year I'll end up on my back and wake up with the most ridiculous morning wood ever.
2008-09-09, 6:09 PM #26
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2008-09-09, 7:05 PM #27
Uhm, I'm going to go with: whichever gets me to sleep that night.
2008-09-09, 7:45 PM #28
Quote:
It's more likely an indication of a gross spine problem.


On the contrary, my doctor and my chiropractor agree : Sleeping flat on your back is good for your spine.
2008-09-09, 8:38 PM #29
I don't know, because I'm asleep.
2008-09-09, 8:55 PM #30
Originally posted by JM:
On the contrary, my doctor and my chiropractor agree : Sleeping flat on your back is good for your spine.

A chiropractor wouldn't know good medicine if it hit him in the face. Your doctor, maybe.
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2008-09-09, 11:20 PM #31
As usual emon is ignorant. Sleeping on your stomach is bad for your spine, especially your neck.

I used to sleep on my stomach, developed horrible back and neck problems, went to chiropractor, told me to sleep on my back and go away. I did, problems disappeared. BUT HEY THEY MUST BE WRONG LOL
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2008-09-09, 11:25 PM #32
When did I say it was good to sleep on your stomach?

Chiropractors are a mixed bag. Some know what they are doing, some don't. Better off going to a physical therapist that you know has had actual training.
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2008-09-10, 12:11 AM #33
In a big bed with my lady.
2008-09-10, 12:23 AM #34
Originally posted by Emon:
Chiropractors are a mixed bag. Some know what they are doing, some don't.


Isn't that true about pretty much any profession?

I sleep on my back, but I also try to get sleep on my side, and fail.

I'm unable to sleep on my stomach. Also, if you ever have babies, NEVER make them sleep on their stomach.
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2008-09-10, 2:34 AM #35
I've just got back from a festival where my friends and I were sharing a teepee shaped tent with a pole in the middle. As it turns out it wasn't entirely waterproof, my friend sleeping near the side spent all night edging closer to me. I woke up in the morning wrapped foetally around the central pole with her wedged up against me. I literally couldn't move in any direction. It was kinda scary.

oh, and I like sleeping on my stomach, but it hurts the boobies, so I tend to end up on my side
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2008-09-10, 2:55 AM #36
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Uhm, I'm going to go with: whichever gets me to sleep that night.
ditto, mine changes.
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2008-09-10, 4:20 AM #37
Scrambled.
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2008-09-10, 7:50 AM #38
Originally posted by Emon:
No, GBK is also on top, like me, but not with me.


so you're one of those new-fangled power-bottoms huh
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2008-09-10, 11:05 AM #39
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2008-09-10, 11:21 AM #40
With cavey
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