So I think my gf is cheating on me... I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that she's been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My gf has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from highschool, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her ride coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my gf I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I realized I haven't sent my 360 back to M$oft, it still has the red rings of death.

Do you think M$oft will take the 360 back or has my warranty already gone flat?

not quite as good as fresh prince, but props on the attempt.

You've got 3 years from the manufacturing date to send it in, IIRC. So how long it sits with red rings shouldn't matter.

I don't get it.

The 360's RROD warranty is 3 years. You do the math.

Tip 1: Communicate with your partner instead of going to the internet and asking a bunch of people who don't know you or your woman for advice.

Tip 2: Seriously, read tip 1.

(Man, I just got schooled in why lazy is bad)

i'm sorry whats the point of this?

Is the girl situation genuine or do u only care about geeky 360?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

lol u guyz dun get it

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

The original was better...

The point was to catch people who reply without reading it all.

You need to grow a funny bone sirrah

The original one was waaaaaay better.

You fail at being funny, Zell.

Point me to the original, then, because I don't know about it.

No I'm not saying that I made the OP up, but i did see it on another forum and thought it humorous enough to share on this forum with you fun-loving individuals.

seriously, what original? the prince of bel-air one?

I laughed. Is your 360 actually bricked? Because as noted, the warranty specific to the RROD is three years.

When my 360 went out, I was unfortunate enough to suffer a completely unrelated hardware failure, so my repair wasn't covered by the warranty.

MS loves you. They will replace, rebuild, recondition.

Better, faster, stronger.

Yes, your girlfriend is cheating on you. She's a girl afterall.

Yes, send your 360 in.

Ok, it's obvious based on her constant walking down the road before driving off that she is dating a microsoft employee. He will spike up your charges and your girlfriend will leave you for the employee. Here's what you do: drive to seattle directly, drop it off at MS HQ. Come back and continue playing as normal. It will drive your girlfriend insane that her plan to fake a legitimate excuse for dumping you doesn't work, and she will admit she's cheating on you. You can then ask for compensation for your emotional damages of the exact amount of the repairs for the xbox360, and BOOM. GF problem solved, free XBOX repairs.

and said youre moving with your auntie and uncle to bel air