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Lohan the lesbo?

2008-09-11, 4:41 AM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

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http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9536224

well this is news to me!

I thought she was a wang-hungry disease-carrying uber-b*tch. but obviously i was mistaken! :omg:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-11, 5:31 AM #2

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

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I think actors/actresses should resort to suicide for publicity. Not gay marriages.

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2008-09-11, 5:33 AM #3

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Happy 9/11 Fool's Day!

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2008-09-11, 7:22 AM #4

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Bah! Who cares...

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-09-11, 7:24 AM #5

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

Bah! Who cares...

This.

woot!

2008-09-11, 7:35 AM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

She's still alive? I just assumed she dropped dead due to an overdose or sitting in some rehab center mumbling to herself.

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2008-09-11, 8:42 AM #7

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

That'll be hot if she can actually clean herself up.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-09-11, 8:55 AM #8

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Huh. I was surprised by this even though I knew she was still alive.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-09-11, 8:58 AM #9

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I don't think theres a cleaner for Ginger.

Sorry MZZT.

nope.

2008-09-11, 9:23 AM #10

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

her boobs are so freckly you cant tell which blotches are her nipples! :downswords:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-11, 9:45 AM #11

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

But Ronson isn't even attractive...

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2008-09-11, 10:05 AM #12

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Why would she be? She's a dyke.

:ninja:

nope.

2008-09-11, 4:31 PM #13

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Every lesbian duo has a hot one and an uglier one. Although it's not usually too good if one overshadows the other too much, so I'm worried.

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2008-09-11, 5:43 PM #14

drizzt2k2

Shallow Hal

Posts: 3,124

Neither one of them is hot, and never have been.

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2008-09-11, 6:01 PM #15

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Lohan most definitely used to be hot.

The other one, I did an image search for, and :gonk:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-09-11, 6:08 PM #16

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Like, what, 5 years ago?

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2008-09-11, 6:50 PM #17

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

publicity stunt

2008-09-11, 8:13 PM #18

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

Originally posted by saberopus:

publicity stunt

...that's been going on for about a year or more now... Seriously, this is pretty old news, I don't even remember where I first heard it.

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.

2008-09-11, 8:17 PM #19

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Every time I see this thread title I keep thinking DC's Lobo.

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2008-09-12, 10:01 AM #20

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

Posts: 669

But the million dollar question...

Would you pay for the video

2008-09-12, 10:01 AM #21

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Quote:

Lohan most definitely used to be hot.

Mean Girls was her prime, after that it all went downhill fast.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-09-12, 10:02 AM #22

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

Originally posted by The_Reafis:

But the million dollar question...

Would you pay for the video

See sig.

<Rob> This is internet.
<Rob> Nothing costs money if I don't want it to.

2008-09-12, 10:06 AM #23

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

^ Amen.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-09-12, 11:14 AM #24

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Originally posted by Onimusha.:

Mean Girls was her prime, after that it all went downhill fast.

Nah, she started going downhill after The Parent Trap

:master::master::master:

2008-09-12, 11:22 AM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Breasts or it didn't happen.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-09-12, 12:13 PM #26

MrRavenX

w00t indeed!

Posts: 461

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/entertainment_scientists_warn

Lyrics are highly overrated.

2008-09-12, 1:21 PM #27

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Originally posted by Ruthven:

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9536224

well this is news to me!

I thought she was a wang-hungry disease-carrying uber-b*tch. but obviously i was mistaken! :omg:

I take it she got tired of the taste of sausage and decided to give tacos a try :psylon:

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2008-09-12, 1:34 PM #28

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by SavageX378:

I take it she got tired of the taste of sausage and decided to give tacos a try :psylon:

I never cringed harder than when I just read your post.

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