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ForumsDiscussion Forum → A game to piss you off.
A game to piss you off.
2008-09-14, 11:29 AM #1
http://www.toonormal.com/2008/08/11/i-make-games-to-piss-you-off/
2008-09-14, 11:38 AM #2
I can't beat it. :saddowns:
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2008-09-14, 11:40 AM #3
I beat it!
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2008-09-14, 11:57 AM #4
Shh, don't tell the secret.
2008-09-14, 11:58 AM #5
Can't beat it. .(
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2008-09-14, 12:00 PM #6
the secret is definitely facepalm.jpg
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2008-09-14, 12:02 PM #7
10 bucks says that nobody claiming to have beaten it will tell how they did it.
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2008-09-14, 12:03 PM #8
I just beat it. Clever.
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2008-09-14, 12:04 PM #9
It is stupidly easy once you know how to do it, it would ruin it if someone gave the game away.
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2008-09-14, 12:26 PM #10
Kyle is trying to claim nobody has beaten. But just to prove I did, when he finally does : Win! Cake in 1 tries!
2008-09-14, 12:26 PM #11
lmao Clever. Watched my bro try it a bit, noticed what I had to do. Then he took a spazz and ran off. lol

I can't wait to show this to a few more people lol
2008-09-14, 12:29 PM #12
Beat it. Took me 3 tries.

Originally posted by Gettleburger:
the secret is definitely facepalm.jpg

This.
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2008-09-14, 12:34 PM #13
Originally posted by JM:
Kyle is trying to claim nobody has beaten.


Oh I never said that. I beat it as well, but this is one of those things where nobody will tell how its done, I bet.
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2008-09-14, 12:35 PM #14
That was easy. (I won cake in 11 tries :()
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2008-09-14, 12:40 PM #15
Zell, play it again and win cake in 1 try, duh.
2008-09-14, 12:46 PM #16
I beat it too. It took 10 tries the first time. It really wasn't that difficult. Is there only one way to beat it? A "secret" for the solution has been mentioned many times in this thread. Could someone PM it to me, or could I PM my solution to someone to see if I beat it the way I was "supposed" to?
2008-09-14, 1:03 PM #17
I can't seem to beat it in one try, it seems slightly different on the first life, it may be a mac-specific issue
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2008-09-14, 1:07 PM #18
I'm pretty sure there's only one way to beat it.
2008-09-14, 1:13 PM #19
Haha, I beat it. Took me like 10 tries.

Interesting.
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2008-09-14, 1:36 PM #20
I beat it immediately and then got confused, thinking I had done it wrong when everyone else talked about how difficult it was. Did I really beat it the right way?

I just flew up immediately over the white thing and then my jetpack ran out and I won?
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2008-09-14, 1:38 PM #21
For the 10th time, there's only 1 way to beat it.

And for the 3rd time, we're not all as ****ing smart as the all-knowing jedikirby; thus we think we are clever when we beat it.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-09-14, 1:38 PM #22
Got it after about 3 tries. Definitely facepalm. :)
2008-09-14, 1:39 PM #23
It's buggered for me. :(

What is it?
nope.
2008-09-14, 1:42 PM #24
:carl:

Just beat it.

Did anyone else notice that holding space seems to pause the game? This caused some confusion for me since I thought it was part of the game. That and the countdown sound effect with the continuously reddening backround.
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2008-09-14, 1:43 PM #25
Not to mention the + symbol. I think the author put it there just to **** with people. I kept trying to do stuff with it.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-09-14, 1:46 PM #26
I didn't count how many times I did it but I eventually figured it out

hint: hold up immediately once the ball appears at the start
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2008-09-14, 1:47 PM #27
Yay I beat it
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2008-09-14, 1:51 PM #28
wow.
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2008-09-14, 2:06 PM #29
Originally posted by JM:
Zell, play it again and win cake in 1 try, duh.


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DO NOT WANT.
2008-09-14, 3:39 PM #30
that's lame
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

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