So I'm getting married.

Some of you know her.

Congrats!

Here's an example of how awesome she is.

Me: I'm so happy I ever found you. I'm seriously the luckiest man alive.
Her: *blush* I dunno... you sure you wouldn't rather have summer glau?

Congrats man!

Erm, I mean, pics or it didn't happen! >.>

I think she looks funny. She can be attractive, but then I'll realize her forehead is the size of montana.

But ITS A TRAP!!

?

So I'm apparently supposed to share a story of how awesome she is, so here we go:

There was one time, where I was surrounded by 40 ninjas armed to the teeth. I was doomed, but then she flew into the scene from her motorcycle, totally knocking them all out with her bare hands.

Sarn is a lucky guy.

Ha, negative (to Wolfy).

wtf, is some lame internet wife thing, like my ones?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Are you getting married to Summer Glau?

I heard genki has a picture of her boobs.

Nope. Like a real one in the flesh. (But sort of) (oh, to Ruthy)

<.<
thats if it was sarn's roommate when geb visited

Its not.
And wow. I thought you meant summer glau's boobies.

Pics or it didnt happen.

Pics of what?

The boobs?

i'm more of an arse man actually

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

So yeah, we'll probably get married early february or late january. (Maybe valentines day)

Congrats, man.

Congratulations!

If she shows up at massassi we know she's a guy. Girls don't exist on the internet.

We all know who "she" really is...

LEFT HAND????????

It's more uncontrollable that way.

This thread is useless.

You guys need to start permabanning ppl for undescriptive thread titles

or imma start making threads called "you know..." and "guess what" up in this *****

Nah, I've refrained from saying her name or showing pictures, because as I said in the first post, some of you knew her and knew of our relationship, and I wanted to enjoy you figuring it was her. Sadly others of you guessed the wrong girl.

Its not my ex-roommate, whose boobies some of you saw.

It is Andrea, who some of you remember from nights in Stickam, and who I met (yes) online, and developed a relationship with. We spent nearly every night together on stickam and then talking on the phone, and we fell in love with eachother and we considered ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend before I ever met her in person. Then there was boot camp, and we wrote letters back and forth (I of course did not have access to the internet or a phone). Now I am on base in Great Lakes, IL, only about a 45 minute drive from her, and we have spent as much time together as possible. On Wed, Sep 10th I asked her to marry me, and she agreed.

Such is our story. It has all happened quickly and many would say we rushed into it. I've known her for not quite a year, and in person only about a month. However, I feel we were meant to be together, and so does she.

I told my parents, who have also met her in person at my boot camp graduation, and they were not surprised I'd asked her. They expected it after witnessing us spend only 1 day together. We told her mom and she was a bit more reserved about it, but has now warmed up to the idea. We're kind of worried about telling her dad though, because she did not tell him about me until just recently, and he thinks we've only been together a few weeks. :/

IVE FOUND YOU OUT MISTER: http://www.stickam.com/sarn_cadrill

STATUS: SINGLE. JERK.

Umm. I don't have access to a computer and can't update stickam from my phone like I can facebook and myspace. Look at those. :p

idk your facebook and i dont have myspace. so uh there.

well thats quite a story innit!

You didn't know my stickam either, but that didn't stop you. :p

I did actually, i was on when your roommate flashed her boobs. for shame, sarn. Corrupting the minds of younger people. i'm gonna report you right to

Boobies?

Grats

I thought you were going to say Andrea when I read the first post.

Grats, also mb who's a pair of internetcreeps now eh?

Can I get to know her too? -wiggles eyebrows-

Congrats dude. good for you.

is she 12 years old? I bet she's 12 years old

JAILBAIT

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

No, I know for a fact that she's 20 years old. And she will be 21 in 15 days.

Well congratulations and everything but I don't think it's the wisest idea I've ever come across.

(If I think it's a bad idea you should probably think twice)

pics !

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}