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For those of you who think George W. Bush doesn't speak English Goodly..
2004-08-12, 7:56 PM #1
Here's more of the same!

http://www.politicalhell.com/bush-quotes.htm

This is not to say you shouldn't vote for him. This is just to admire someones humorous ways of speech.

(There are many other reasons why you shouldn't vote for him!)

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They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
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former entrepreneur
2004-08-12, 7:57 PM #2
Yay, more anti-bush ****.

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ZGPC
2004-08-12, 8:03 PM #3
Yay! More people who don't read posts and just judge them by their topic title!

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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we.
President George W. Bush . 2000-2004

[This message has been edited by Eversor (edited August 12, 2004).]
former entrepreneur
2004-08-12, 8:06 PM #4
Haha, I like the Bush/Clinton pictures.

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2004-08-13, 3:56 AM #5
They're funny, but I hate it when people try and bring this sort of stuff into serious political debates as if it can be used to make some sort of point. Yes, there are plenty of ways to argue against Bush, but this isn't one of them.

Much of the stuff that Winston Churchill said made no sense whatsoever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-08-13, 4:08 AM #6
Believe me, Eversor I feel your pain. That happens to me all the time. Those quotes were pretty funny. They got the meaning across, and as long as he does that I don't care. Plus comic relief is always nice. He's a Texan alright. Bush has impressed me by being very polite about Kerry. It's the morons like Neil Bortz who do all the insulting on the conservative side. I swear that guy is a blight to the Republican party.

Bush is pretty quiet right now. Most political conversations now go something like this:

"Bush sux!! Kerry had purple Hearts!!"
"Kerry sux he lieds about purple hearts!!"
"No he didn't!! Bush lies!! Bush lies!!!"
"Kerry got botox!! Kerry suxors!!!"
"Bush is stupid!! War in Iraq War in Iraq!!"
"Liberal!! Terrorism! Terrorism! Terrorism!!"
Conservative!! Tax cuts for rich!! Taxcuts for rich!!!"

ect. Kerry is taking part in all this but Bush seems preety quiet. I saw Bush actually say that Kerry won those medals with honor last night! You just don't see that from Kerry.

[This message has been edited by Obi_Kwiet (edited August 13, 2004).]
2004-08-13, 4:38 AM #7
I don't find it funny for anyone to make fun of anyone that is dyslexic (like Bush).
2004-08-13, 4:39 AM #8
www.dubyaspeak.com or something

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2004-08-13, 4:46 AM #9
But of course, I don't find it odd that there are *******s that continuously poke fun at it and draw it into politics.
2004-08-13, 7:16 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> "THE GREAT THING ABOUT AMERICA IS EVERYBODY SHOULD VOTE."
AUSTIN, TEXAS, DEC. 8, 2000


"I KNEW IT MIGHT PUT HIM IN AN AWKWARD POSITION THAT WE HAD A DISCUSSION BEFORE FINALITY HAS FINALLY HAPPENED IN THIS PRESIDENTIAL RACE."
DESCRIBING A PHONE CALL TO SEN. JOHN BREAUX. CRAWFORD, TEXAS, DEC. 2, 2000


"THE LEGISLATURE'S JOB IS TO WRITE LAW. IT'S THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH'S JOB TO INTERPRET LAW."
AUSTIN, TEXAS, NOV. 22, 2000</font>


I think that about sums it up. What a moron.

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2004-08-13, 7:44 AM #11
Ohhh! Selective quoting! These three mis-spoken comments from 4 years ago undeniably prove the Bush is a moron and unfit for presidency. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif] We would do the same thing to Kerry, but we don't even need to do it selectively. It's not really the grammar for Kerry, it's what he says.
2004-08-13, 8:48 AM #12
But don't you think that the ability to speak correctly is important at all? That's like saying "oh so what if he can't add? that doesn't make him a bad president!" No it makes him an idiot.

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2004-08-13, 8:49 AM #13
"Actions speak louder than words."

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2004-08-13, 9:00 AM #14
Obi, my last quote doesn't have any grammatical errors. He says it's his job to interpret laws. Do you really want a president that doesn't even know the prcesses of his own government?

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2004-08-13, 9:05 AM #15
Hilarious stuff, Eversor. So stupid, so funny.
2004-08-13, 10:25 AM #16
I don't know if those Arnold quotes are real. I want them to be, but I can't tell.

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2004-08-13, 10:42 AM #17
Bah, I hate politics.

To Make it fair.

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2004-08-13, 11:01 AM #18
Bush just had a rally in my town.. I went.. it was fun.

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2004-08-13, 2:37 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bill:
But don't you think that the ability to speak correctly is important at all? That's like saying "oh so what if he can't add? that doesn't make him a bad president!" No it makes him an idiot.

</font>


No, he's dyslexic.
2004-08-13, 2:52 PM #20
Damn you cheeses, for making us this way! If only we'd just had pie. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2004-08-13, 2:59 PM #21
When Bush is on the spot, he doesn't know the answer to all of the questions, which is understandable. So instead of looking bad by saying 'I dunno,' he tries to bull**** his way out, which is also understandable. Unfortunately for him, he's not very good at bull****ting, and so America noticed. America, however, has gone from humorously pointing it out to horribly driving it so far into the ground that it's going to effect the election, just because Bush gets a little nervous in front of people.

Oh, and:
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
"Actions speak louder than words."
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[This message has been edited by RingMaster481 (edited August 13, 2004).]
2004-08-13, 3:08 PM #22
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