The entire time I was looking for shoes, all I could think was, "It's the Conquistador. They run tight!"
"Es que el Conquistador?"
Well done, Microsoft.
"Es que el Conquistador?"
Well done, Microsoft.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.






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