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Jack Thompson disbarred
2008-09-26, 1:09 AM #1
http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/09/25/disbarred

And of course, his standard tactic response:

http://kotaku.com/5054801/thompson-responds-to-disbarment
2008-09-26, 3:37 AM #2
*cheers*
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2008-09-26, 3:46 AM #3
Heh, he's also been fined $43,675.35. What a curiously specific amount.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
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2008-09-26, 8:16 AM #4
hooray!
*starts dancing in the streets*
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2008-09-26, 8:23 AM #5
bahahahaha! that is to good!
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2008-09-26, 8:23 AM #6
Awesome
2008-09-26, 9:16 AM #7
Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
Heh, he's also been fined $43,675.35. What a curiously specific amount.


the courts get veeeeery specific when it comes to fines
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2008-09-26, 9:21 AM #8
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't file briefs in his underwear drawer.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't practice the law of gravity.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't appeal an orange.

:ninja:
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2008-09-26, 9:45 AM #9
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't allowed to measure pressure.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's only permitted to use pie charts.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-09-26, 10:00 AM #10
Originally posted by genk:
the courts get veeeeery specific when it comes to fines


Yeah, but what could he have done to be fined 35 cents? Illegally parked a toy car?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-09-26, 10:03 AM #11
Have you met a lawyer? It wouldn't be surprising if one charged fees down to the dime. Especially in a high-profile-ish case.

Talked to me over over the phone for 5 minutes and 45 seconds? Wait, let me get out my calculator.
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2008-09-26, 2:34 PM #12
The last time I posted about this you all said it wouldn't happen.

I told you so.
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2008-09-26, 3:55 PM #13
I guess sometimes the system does work.
2008-09-26, 11:42 PM #14
Jack Thompson is so disbarred his objections couldn't sustian him for nourishment.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred the only recess he'll get is at his new job as the local school's lunch lady.

Jack Thompson is so disbarred he cant sub his own peona(is).
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2008-09-27, 5:57 AM #15
Jack Thompson is so disbarred that his mother is so fat that she can't even stand up.

>.>
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2008-09-27, 6:21 AM #16
Jack Thompson is so disbarred he started a new internet meme.
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The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2008-09-27, 9:47 AM #17
Michael MacFarlane is so disbarred that no one else's jokes measure up to his.
2008-09-27, 9:59 AM #18
After a 5 day assignment that consisted of chipping brush out in the wilderness, working on my days off and eating crappy food, this bit of news makes my day.
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2008-09-27, 1:16 PM #19
I like the orange one!
2008-09-27, 2:56 PM #20
We had celebratory "Jack Disbarment cookies" at work Friday!
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2008-09-28, 5:58 PM #21
Avenger, you need to start posting like 100 posts a day or else you won't be able to keep up. :(
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