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i am legion! 8000 posts!

2008-09-26, 3:10 PM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

EAT MY DUST LURKERS N' NOOBS!

unofficially i'm on 9000 something due to my other 2 usernames.

post your post... count.

So can i have respect now PLEEAAASSSEE, i'm an oldy.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-26, 3:11 PM #2

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

No.

2008-09-26, 3:12 PM #3

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

21,214 after this post. I'm certain only Avenger has me beat.

...

... :saddowns:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-09-26, 3:17 PM #4

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

I wonder how many posts I have.

Edit: More than sexy ruthven.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2008-09-26, 3:17 PM #5

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

10762

nope.

2008-09-26, 3:19 PM #6

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Aww, that's cute. Ruthven almost has half as many posts as me.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-26, 3:19 PM #7

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

Oh you've always had my respect, Ruthy:P. I'm at one thousand and something or other over the past eight years, I believe. At this rate, I may reach 9000 by the time I croak, but I'm not counting on it. I intend to leave a good looking corpse.

2008-09-26, 3:23 PM #8

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

It's not the size of your e-penis but how you use it? :v:

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2008-09-26, 3:27 PM #9

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

I dont post a lot.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2008-09-26, 3:30 PM #10

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Gebohq:

It's not the size of your e-penis but how you use it? :v:

E-penis' have a use?

nope.

2008-09-26, 3:32 PM #11

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by Baconfish:

E-penis' have a use?

The Internet is serious business, don't you know?

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2008-09-26, 3:47 PM #12

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

close to 10k

):

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-09-26, 4:25 PM #13

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

guessing around 2.5k...I don't post much, been around a long while though....too long in fact.

edit...oowww, nearly 3k.

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2008-09-26, 4:27 PM #14

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

11,688

I remember when it was myself and MikeC that were nearing in on 10,000. That was around the time I stopped posting, though (2003 or so). These days I've been ridiculously passed by some members, but you know what? That's fine with me. I'm kind of glad I don't have one of the highest post counts anymore.

Just for fun, here is a list of the current top 25 posters. I chose this number because it's also conveniently all posters who have over 10k posts. Current as of a few minutes ago.

Code:

Avenger		27,718
Emon		21,214
Dj Yoshi	18,804
Wolfy		17,494
Freelancer	17,182
JediKirby	15,699
gbk		15,672
ECHOMAN		15,228
Spork		15,001
FastGamerr	12,841
Thrawn[numbarz]	12,402
Cool Matty	12,300
Rob		12,240
SAJN		12,191
Aglar		11,688
mb		11,641
Vin		11,594
Jon`C		11,449
Baconfish	10,766
Correction	10,570
happydud	10,494
DSettahr	10,476
THRAWN		10,376
MikeC		10,080
DrkJedi82	10,080

2008-09-26, 5:00 PM #15

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Crap, I'm still in the top 10.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-09-26, 5:07 PM #16

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

19?

I think I might bump myself off.

nope.

2008-09-26, 5:07 PM #17

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

2008-09-26, 5:16 PM #18

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Eh. Maybe 5k.

Every time I hit a new rung someone has to hammer the ladder into the ground.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2008-09-26, 5:39 PM #19

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

Muahahaa. I'm comin' for ya Wolfy.

I remember when Yoshi and I were numbers 7 and 8. Now look at us—3 and 5.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-09-26, 7:37 PM #20

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

That's not exactly something to be proud of.

DO NOT WANT.

2008-09-26, 7:41 PM #21

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

<--- My post count.

2008-09-26, 8:48 PM #22

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

7339...

woot!

2008-09-26, 9:25 PM #23

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

mid 7s i guess

2008-09-27, 12:36 AM #24

SG-fan

Really a MacGyver fan.

Posts: 1,561

Some number

Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"

2008-09-27, 1:00 AM #25

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

2795

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2008-09-27, 2:10 AM #26

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

It's actually a shame that so many people have over 10,000 posts these days. And a lot of those names don't even post but spam.

Hey, what is that mirror doing there SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAAM WONDERFUL SPAAAAAM

12,842

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-09-27, 3:42 AM #27

Eddbanger

\m/

Posts: 294

You get mine dude

2008-09-27, 4:15 AM #28

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

How the hell did Baconfish get over 10,000. He's only been here a few years!

Oi scotty go get a job and quite posting more than me!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2008-09-27, 4:50 AM #29

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I think I actually reached 1,000 posts about 2.5 years after I had joined. Heh, and they call me the spammer.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-09-27, 5:33 AM #30

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I used to post a lot more, years ago...

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-09-27, 6:03 AM #31

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

DAMNIT. I'm STILL under Correction.

My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!

2008-09-27, 7:39 AM #32

Martin_W

Has a good sense of humor.

Posts: 437

LURK

yay for not posting much ever

2008-09-27, 8:44 AM #33

Fardreamer

BATFACE

Posts: 1,364

Proudly staying true to my ~0.7 posts a day since '99. That's 2,289 posts for you naughty statisticians.

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.

2008-09-27, 8:49 AM #34

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

I wonder how many I have...? Whew, only 8,000.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2008-09-27, 9:38 AM #35

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Apparently I just passed 15k...

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2008-09-27, 10:22 AM #36

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Hey Aglar, are there more statistics like that? Like most prolific posters (divide number of posts by how long they've been here, for an average posts-per-day)? I wish it could tell you average number of words per post, I imagine I'd rate highly on that.

We should also get average number of smileys per post, and regularly ban the top 25.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2008-09-27, 10:37 AM #37

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Ruthven:

How the hell did Baconfish get over 10,000. He's only been here a few years!

Oi scotty go get a job and quite posting more than me!

Copious amounts of ****espewing.

nope.

2008-09-27, 11:52 AM #38

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Mort-Hog:

I'm on my phone right now, but i'll look into it when i get a chance. There exists a lot of search criteria.

2008-09-27, 11:53 AM #39

Eddbanger

\m/

Posts: 294

Originally posted by Mort-Hog:

We should also get average number of smileys per post, and regularly ban the top 25.

I'd end up topping that list of average smiley usage...

2008-09-27, 1:02 PM #40

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Aglar:

I'm on my phone right now, but i'll look into it when i get a chance. There exists a lot of search criteria.

Actually, it seems there isn't a way to search by posts per day. I'm kind of surprised.

If anyone really cares, maybe CM knows of a way to dump a list of usernames, join dates, and post counts to a file that can be parsed easily and someone could write a script to compile the list. Otherwise the user list page would have to be scrubbed for the relevant information. There are currently 5109 registered users and the list is presented with 25 users per page, so doing it manually is out of the question.