Ok watching an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Maybe you know what I'm talking about now.

This episode is totally me in the doctors office.
We all know you wait in the waiting room then wait even longer in the room.

Plays in the wheelie chair for a while. Looks in the draws. Weights himself. And if I didn't have a cell phone, most likely would use the phone (which pisses the doctors off)

So... do you screw around with all the stuff in the patient room? Or do you sit there like a dope and wait impatiently.

I sit there like a good little boy, lest they get angry and infect me with some sort of plague.

/me comes into doc's office 5 minutes early.
/me waits 5 minutes, is called to go to the room
/me waits 2 minutes
/me has weight measured/height measured/blood pressure taken/random questions by nurse
/me sees doctor 2 minutes later

When I was small I used to play with the toys, now I just sit patiently like all the other goons.

It's always awkward though.

I'd probably just listen to music, or whatever.